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Justice for the white man finally!
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Jun 23, 2020
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those of a certain age, will not understand this comment, while those of a certain vintage will. those who don't know should Google it, while the rest of should revisit a certain song by Blue Mink, with the phrase "...what we need is a great big melting pot..."
The sentiments expressed in the song "He ain't heavy he's my brother" hopefully one day will bear fruit across the board
Jun 23, 2020
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Witkrag wrote:
The sentiments expressed in the song "He ain't heavy he's my brother" hopefully one day will bear fruit across the board
Unless your brother is obese, or a black hole.
PLANO, TX—When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive "Caucasian Jack."
"We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. "Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive. Think about all the white people who have had to suffer in silence as tens of thousands of baseball fans sang out the hurtful lyrics 'Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.'"
"No more. The bigotry stops today."
The move was applauded by hurt white people, though they are still criticizing Frito-Lay for how pale and pasty-white the Cracker Jack guy is on the logo.