You all spawn in open field with a dagger. You see a titanium potato spitting more potatoes at all of you. The missiles appear to have a sludge covering them.
Killer over the land, Oromis’s kotl

The boss raises his spud arms and summons some minions from the ground. They are potato guards. At first glance, they appear to have a spear for all.

I dive to the right and EAT the freaking potataos
You dive and try to eat a potato. It smacks into your face instead causing you damage. I did say these were missiles covered with sludge.
Okay, I’ll send you the invite link.