King of the hill
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Crashcrash777
Jun 30, 2017
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#1
As far as I can tell, no one has introduced this favourite game of mine onto this forum.
Its really simple. There is a hill. For reasons unknown, everyone, including you, want it. So your job is to attempt to take over the hill.
Some ground rules: 1) Try not to repeat what you’ve already done/what others have done. It gets boring. Fast.
2) Try to negate the previous hill-jacker’s defenses before declaring ownership of the hill. Just for the fun of it.
I’ll start. I run up and take over the hill
The TV show was better, I tell you what.
I punch you, give you a swift kick in the seat of the pants, and spin kick you in the head on the way down...then sit on my throne.
But none of you expected the Spanish Inquisition. Which I used to re-take the hill, breaking exnos's nose in the process.
Jul 2, 2017
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#7
Then I throw a flash bang grenade on the hill blinding you then I kick your ball sack twice then I push you down the hill
Jul 2, 2017
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#8
I use a sword and chop your head off.... I take the hill and put a fence around it to protect me.
I magically transform from the fence back into human form, and then proceed to drop kick your Adam's apple.
But then I got chuck Norris, and together we.... You don't want to know the details. All you need to know is that I'm the king of the hill, and as Chuck Norris is on my side, it is more or less Impossible to take that from me- unless someone can get a better meme....
Jul 2, 2017
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#13
I NUKE THE HILL...... EVERYONE BUT ME DIES BECAUSE I WAS A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY. .... I claim a hill that is a safe distance away.
Jul 2, 2017
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#14
After realizing you are just a cat, I decided to give you away to some annoying little girl who won't stop putting you in dresses. While you are going through that torture, I take the hill.
Jul 2, 2017
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#15
I don't wear glasses... and you were at the wrong hill the whole time.
I morphed into air, wrapped around you suffocated you, and became a force that is king of the hill, which strengthens every time someone fails to get up.
Jul 2, 2017
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#17
exnos wrote:
Wake up you lot ! Your all on the wrong hill . The correct hill , is my hill , and I'm here to stay pal !! 😂
This guy doesn't realize he's on the wrong hill 😂
Jul 2, 2017
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#18
None of you paid taxes for the hill so it is taken away by the government.... I buy the hill and maintain it properly.
Jul 2, 2017
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#19
Good thing I had a space suit to survive the cold weather.... I go to mars and use my Martian army to kill you and take the hill.
Jul 2, 2017
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#20
exnos wrote:
It was a corrupt government that sold you the wrong hill , and superman enjoy your trip to mars , you too will be on the wrong hill . Like I keep telling you , the hill that I'm on , and staying on , is the correct hill .
You do know you died from the cold weather right?