KOTL: “Bootleg D&D” (DefenderPug2)

Wait….be right back gonna photoshop something

fine I jus check the other buildings

yes boss

what happens

You found a row boat on land. It’s surprisingly faster than walking.

I put the boat in my bb and go inside a random building

I still have the sledgehammer, right?

Yes

You know what…..fine, you can put the ROW BOAT in your bb and the mule too. I want to see how funny this game gets.

yessir

Since it’s the bottomless bag, and not the bag of holding for this game, you can….well…..fit the Mesa in your bag, one chunk at a time.

I go inside the first building I see and check surroundings

Yes

Tiles spread across the floor, the walls decorated with faces on them. A mine cart at the end of the tunnel. 

You die before you get there. You respawn at marble town.