KOTL: Cosmic Calamities

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Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

Sai7179
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

I look for cool stuff in the junkyard.

you find someone's helmet (slightly dented)

I wear it lfa and look for more cool stuff.

a mutated walking corpse attacks you. It is one of the infected.

Umm...

 

how does it attack me?

it tries to grab you with its tentacles

assassin3752
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

Dragonlouis
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

I look for cool stuff in the junkyard.

you find someone's helmet (slightly dented)

I wear it lfa and look for more cool stuff.

a mutated walking corpse attacks you. It is one of the infected.

Umm...

 

how does it attack me?

it tries to grab you with its tentacles

bruh tentacles?

 

I sidestep the grab and tackle it where it doesn't have tentacles.

 

LFA.

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

Sai7179
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

I look for cool stuff in the junkyard.

you find someone's helmet (slightly dented)

I wear it lfa and look for more cool stuff.

a mutated walking corpse attacks you. It is one of the infected.

Umm...

 

how does it attack me?

it tries to grab you with its tentacles

bruh tentacles?

 

I sidestep the grab and tackle it where it doesn't have tentacles.

 

LFA.

it grabs you and tries to bite you

assassin3752
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

Dragonlouis
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

I look for cool stuff in the junkyard.

you find someone's helmet (slightly dented)

I wear it lfa and look for more cool stuff.

a mutated walking corpse attacks you. It is one of the infected.

Umm...

 

how does it attack me?

it tries to grab you with its tentacles

bruh tentacles?

 

I sidestep the grab and tackle it where it doesn't have tentacles.

 

LFA.

it grabs you and tries to bite you

I sidestep the bite and headbutt it in the head.

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

Sai7179
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:

I look for cool stuff in the junkyard.

you find someone's helmet (slightly dented)

I wear it lfa and look for more cool stuff.

a mutated walking corpse attacks you. It is one of the infected.

Umm...

 

how does it attack me?

it tries to grab you with its tentacles

bruh tentacles?

 

I sidestep the grab and tackle it where it doesn't have tentacles.

 

LFA.

it grabs you and tries to bite you

I sidestep the bite and headbutt it in the head.

ouch it is a bit confused and it lets go

assassin3752
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

they don't understand cause they are aliens.

they stab you with the swords

assassin3752
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

they don't understand cause they are aliens.

they stab you with the swords

I sidetsep, then taunt them in such a way that even they'l understand and wait for them lfa

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

they don't understand cause they are aliens.

they stab you with the swords

I sidetsep, then taunt them in such a way that even they'l understand and wait for them lfa

they call reinforcements

assassin3752
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

they don't understand cause they are aliens.

they stab you with the swords

I sidetsep, then taunt them in such a way that even they'l understand and wait for them lfa

they call reinforcements

how do I defeat these guys?

assassin3752

I look for more cool stuff in junkyard lfa and I also look for ammo in junkyard

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
Sai7179 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

I stick up my hands, go back to junkyard and keep looking for amo lfa

3 lizard aliens attack with their plasma canons.

bruh

I sidestep and keep looking for ammo

they follow and shoot

sidestep and keep getting close to them lfa

they put away their canons and activate their laser swords

putting away their cannons must take time right?

while they're putting away their cannons I tacke one of the aliens, then steal his cannons, laser sword and whatever he has left

no cause the canons just fold into the sword

hmm

I stick out the middle finger, then twerk at them

they don't understand cause they are aliens.

they stab you with the swords

I sidetsep, then taunt them in such a way that even they'l understand and wait for them lfa

they call reinforcements

how do I defeat these guys?

well they have a body plasma shield so...

a spaceship is arriving...

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:

I look for more cool stuff in junkyard lfa and I also look for ammo in junkyard

Number #103

assassin3752

idc

I keep looking for ammo for plasma cannon until I find it

Sai7179
assassin3752 wrote:

idc

I keep looking for ammo for plasma cannon until I find it

a magnetic beam shoots on you and you are now on the ship surrounded by aliens