Last post gets a cookie.

Me either

I broke the cookie

cookie god decrees that the cookie shall be shared by all ye mortals

you know what i HATE? 

that's bepis

the TASTE,

the smell,

the texture

BEPIS. ~
Ultimate bepis/%% ~

You killed my audience!

DF 2323

She had been missing for three years.  Her TV was still running.  It was inexplicable.  No one knows why it happened.  And maybe no one wants to know, either.

You cannot.

You cannot.

You cannot.

I can for I am the cookie god

Thou cannote.

you dare oppose me mortal

Thou hast no powere against me.

No.

perhaps we may be able to negotiate some kind of deal?

Perhaps.  We can reach

a compromise.

yes

You still have something

I want.

Give it to me.  And I will bring back this cookie.

Then stay here

for all eternity.