Lemonade~

Lemonade is the worst drink to ever exist. Even that is a massive understatement. It is the worst thing to exist, a tarnish, a disgusting blotch in the grand tapestry of the universe. It is putrid, it is vile, every drop of it's heretical drink is a blasphemy against the tastebuds. I deign to think how any one person, let alone multiple people could ever even think to like, much less worship such a horrendous crime against existence. Every step, from gutting the fair lemon upon a plastic spike, to the malevolent adding of terrible sugar, to when it's served to it's unknowing victims is designed to cause as much suffering as possible. It's parasitical measures, taste and texture are the scourge of any self respecting being.