looking for chess girlfriend rated between 1100-1500

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As you can see I'm incredibly good looking and like drinking beer. Sometimes I like to play chess after drinking beer and although I probably lose more than I win there is nothing more satisfying than crushing a few opponents while completely blind drunk. So where are all the female players and why are they not knocking on my door for a date?
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Who said I was an alcoholic?
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there are no female chess player here.

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kingofjive5 wrote:
As you can see I'm incredibly good looking and like drinking beer. Sometimes I like to play chess after drinking beer and although I probably lose more than I win there is nothing more satisfying than crushing a few opponents while completely blind drunk. So where are all the female players and why are they not knocking on my door for a date?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Selkeä.
Selkeä who?
Never mind, I'm just a fox.

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Ok I'll play.. Who's there?
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kingofjive5 wrote:
Ok I'll play.. Who's there?

here you go

https://www.chess.com/live

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I only saw the knock knock otherwise I wouldn't have asked. I thought you were going to say nobody. Thanks for the link tho fox
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kingofjive5 wrote:
I only saw the knock knock otherwise I wouldn't have asked. I thought you were going to say nobody. Thanks for the link tho fox

enjoy the forum, this is a great place.

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IAMBBW wrote:
kingofjive5 wrote:
As you can see I'm incredibly good looking and like drinking beer. Sometimes I like to play chess after drinking beer and although I probably lose more than I win there is nothing more satisfying than crushing a few opponents while completely blind drunk. So where are all the female players and why are they not knocking on my door for a date?

YOU DO THIS KIND OF THINGS AGAIN , I WILL BREAK YOUR JAW AND KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT

Respect others. Do not be mean happy.png

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I know.

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I'm currently reading a book titled "The Big Bad Wolf" 🐺

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You should read this book. James Patterson does not disappoint. Wish I had a box of 100 copies to hand out to friends.

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How do I box what someone said to reply?
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click on the grey colored quote

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heckboy123 wrote:

ur ugly

Yes You Are.

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he he he hehe ck boy

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kingofjive5 wrote:
How do I box what someone said to reply?

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I expected some hate for this post but really? Knock my teeth out. Please something original. Currently sweeping up glass ...
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Thanks batgirl I don't have that on my screen though hmmmm oh I get paid for this so ... Scoll alert!
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Do all your promises feel so wasted on yourself? I can guarantee if I post they will all be along the lines of you wanting to break my jaw.. I've an idea though just don't read them