Man Bun FTW

An antenna to access the akashic records? 

With that kind of access, the Nepo man is not easily impressed by the common plebs. 

A new fashion statement for candidates? The shy lonely days are gone. 

But will it be enough to counter the Jaw?

The bunny supports the bun

If Nepo decides he's had enough of chess, with his bun he will always have the option to become a cigarette selling Samurai. 

Neport will replace the Newport 

For those wishing to adopt the traditional Samurai 'chonmage' hairstyle here is a step by step guide...

1. Pull an angry face.

2. Apply product.

3. Scrunch hair and push up to desired position.

4. Maintain angry face despite being delighted with your new look.

But must the top of the head be shaved or just left to male pattern baldness? 

nepo's not here for the draw, or is he?  anyone who rejects his draw offer has to clean up afterwards.

Samurai prefer the natural look of male pattern baldness because this is a sign of high testosterone. As you can see, the chonmage also offers excellent protection against sunburn to the top of the head which will now avoid the fate suffered by the neck, inner ear and facial features. 

it would then seem the other players have been focusing on shaving the wrong area altogether.

without a bun, nepo was so full of doubts

anyway nepo is obviously on a self improvement path - first the bun, next the waist.  go nepo!

I'm so bored, can't sleep, up at 3:34 AM like wth...pls text me if u want.

just look at the dude above loop tying his man bun - guaranteed to put anyone to sleep in 5

Ok ig

jude law needs to step aside

nepolean