marrige problems❤️‍🩹

maybe she isn’t sure if you want a knuckle sandwich or a ham sandwich ?

You considered divorce... over a sandwich...

but she would let him starve to death!

We are amazed that you don't have the skills to make your own sandwich.

I remember when people could hunt Buffalo, bring it home and cook it themselves. Now the average guy doesn't know how to make a sandwich. It's a tragedy

To be fair, my mom cuts off the crust perfectly. I always mess it up

i haven’t been around long enough to remember that. you have a fantastic memory!

Whatever you guys have fun making ur own sandwich while I go talk to my wife

I'll not tolerate her behaviour any longer

I don’t eat snadiwhcues

I'm suprised the moderation team doesn't jump in

You use some pretty serious insults

Also I made ur espresso

get an empty crisp bag and blow it up, then burst it with your hands. you never know, she might have developed a hearing problem and didn’t hear you asking for the sandwich.