Most Annoying Coworker Ever

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She thinks we need to know EVERYTHING that's wrong with her. That includes all the glorious details of why she might be coming down with a cold. I won't even mention the stuff normal people only share with their spouse and Doctor. Thanks for letting me rant.

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BishopTARDIS wrote:

She thinks we need to know EVERYTHING that's wrong with her. That includes all the glorious details of why she might be coming down with a cold. I won't even mention the stuff normal people only share with their spouse and Doctor. Thanks for letting me rant.

  You're just so very uncaring!         Tongue Out

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Yeah, right. I've known coworkers diagnosed with terminal cancer who barely mentioned their diagnosis. This gal is looking for sympathy multiple times a day.

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NOT the most annoying co-worker ever, sorry.

I once got fired from a show for trying to strangle the Producer, right in front of the Motion Picture Bond executives.

Now SHE was annoying.

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                   hahahahaha   a show within a show within a show.  That IS annoying.   Well you get a triple A+ for TRYING to stangle her.  We only had 1 annoying commander in the Air Force.  I'm surprised he didn't get caught in some "friendly fire" incident.        @BishopTardis;  get away from her, the're like vampires. Emotionaly they suck all the life out of you.

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Just read your story blueemu-yeah you got the shaft.

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Ever habe that annoying drunk guy, won't leave you alone, because he's lonely?

Start telling him your medical problems. He'll be gone in a jiffy!

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Misogyny much?  Wowwie these posts are messed up.  Bragging about strangling women and then cheering it on.  This is disgusting to read.

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Ingbart wrote:

Misogyny much?  Wowwie these posts are messed up.  Bragging about strangling women and then cheering it on.  This is disgusting to read.

Obviously you didn't bother to read the story, or you wouldn't be talking such rubbish.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/my-big-break-in-show-business-and-how-i-broke-it

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You went into a blind rage and tried to kill a woman!

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Exactly. What you need to bear in mind, though, was that this was basically a "performance art", intended to save our multi-million dollar show from getting cancelled... and it worked.

One strangled producer seems to me a modest price to pay, to achieve that goal. We had lots of producers, but only one show.

Anyway, she survived.

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                  Emu, lets have fun with him, he's a newbie.   Ingbart; your EXACTLY right. This happens once a year, every August. The BlueEmu goes into a WILD rage and tries to kill every female on the site. We have to remove ALL sharp objects from the forums, Erik has to lock ALL threads. It was a mess last year. It took 15 cops to corner him. Whatever you do, don't look him right in the eye, and say, "CLEANING WOMAN".  None of us will get out alive. 

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Are you Muslem?

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Ingbart wrote:

Are you Muslem?

Are you prejudiced?

ObviousTroll is obvious.

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No need for name calling, killer.

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kaynight wrote:

Change your job.

Not necessary. I think she's been fired. She did not show up for overtime yesterday.

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Well she was off sick, and was off sick today. But the head manager asked me the other day how good of a crew I had. I just gave him a look like you've got to be kidding. He got that I couldn't answer with everyone around. So he said we'd talk later. Today he followed up. I said Mrs. Annoying was the problem. Well he said she's no longer your problem. He didn't ask for any details. A short while later he told my boss to assign the new person to my station because we were losing someone. Some days are just wonderful.

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She's been gone for a week. The stress level has gone down from 160% to a normal 30% Honestly in 30+ years of working I have never been so happy to see someone go. Funny thing is she was my ride home since the buses don't run when we get off. But that worked out. So all is good with the world.