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My dads making me plant a pumpkin tree
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yeah my dad for some reason made me grow a squash tree too. Not to metion the turkeys arent going to plant themselves
lol
this belongs in off topic.
But I believe the most efficient way is to do drugs; i.e. bonemeal
hvenki wrote:
Jebediah_mushroom wrote:
yeah my dad for some reason made me grow a squash tree too. Not to metion the turkeys arent going to plant themselves
ikr, my dad's making me plant a turkey vine next week too
eh tell him turkeys are extinct and chickens are a thing now. Costco has a lot so....
hvenki wrote:
Sadge, my dad wants me to plant a pumpkin tree(bc we ran out of pumpkins)
What do you do to them, eat them?
how do you 'run out' of them
ehh that too
Buy pumpkins, buy a vine, plop them in the ground and tell your dad that you planted it
hvenki wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:
Buy pumpkins, buy a vine, plop them in the ground and tell your dad that you planted it
he wants it grown into a full tree, plus he said that he's a pumpkin expert
buy a tree
2nd option: hire a pumpkin expert/mad scientist on fiverr.com to make the pumpkin grow in 1 week
yes good website 
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Place your seed in the ground with a fish. Gold Fish work best. Regular cheese flavor, not the other kind.
My stray dog fosters parents forced my to hang my dog friends dead bodies on a fig tree...
And then foster dog parents hung me on a balloon making fun of my density. 87% of my body is just fur
Sad noises*
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Sadge, my dad wants me to plant a pumpkin tree(bc we ran out of pumpkins) and get it to grow by halloween, thats just so unfair, everyone knows pumpkin trees take 2 weeks to grow, not 1, i'm rlly sad pls gimme ideas on how to grow my pumpkin tree, if you dont my dad will whack me in the head with the pumpkin we just grew