My dads making me plant a pumpkin tree

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Wait...hvenki?....how would a banana be born if they grow off a tree?
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It’s a sincere question...
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And, aren’t they ripping them off of the tree? Wouldn’t that be painful for hvenki?
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I’m not ask how it would get pregnant
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Knowledge can not be taken back, as I said to snudoo
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There’s no such thing called a “pumpkin tree”, that’s ridiculous, there’s pumpkin forests.
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Of coarse that’s a joke though
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yesterday i was watching a movie and i experienced what happens in halloween u can see on youtube but that needs a larger space in my village i had grown and it grew fast .. thank you all the best 🙂

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Thou shalt sow the seeds of life...

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hvenki wrote:

Sadge, my dad wants me to plant a pumpkin tree(bc we ran out of pumpkins) and get it to grow by halloween, thats just so unfair, everyone knows pumpkin trees take 2 weeks to grow, not 1, i'm rlly sad pls gimme ideas on how to grow my pumpkin tree, if you dont my dad will whack me in the head with the pumpkin we just grew

i suggest praying to the God of Hope, it worked with me when I wanted to grow a money plant, you know a plant with money growin' on it

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GMproposedsolutions wrote:

I never heard of a pumpkin tree. Is it a GMO plant?

arent pumpkins creepers? 

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Get him to plant you a banana tree next.

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hvenki perhaps photoshop a mural?

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just plant a thanksgiving dinner tree grows faster, includes turkey dinner...

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oh yeah thats smart. Maybe even a holiday tree

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the seeds are rare tho

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maybe... brainwash him?

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hvenki wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:
hvenki wrote:

Sadge, my dad wants me to plant a pumpkin tree(bc we ran out of pumpkins) and get it to grow by halloween, thats just so unfair, everyone knows pumpkin trees take 2 weeks to grow, not 1, i'm rlly sad pls gimme ideas on how to grow my pumpkin tree, if you dont my dad will whack me in the head with the pumpkin we just grew

i suggest praying to the God of Hope, it worked with me when I wanted to grow a money plant, you know a plant with money growin' on it

you went to the wrong place then, the exotic tree company sells them free, just 5.99!

that thread which has given me 119 notifications, yes i havent checked it yet and i'm still clueless about it sooooo

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this is weird

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MISTER_McCHESS wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:

this is weird

welcome to the forums mag

this is the weirder side

and i love it, keep talking while i understand nothing but like everything