My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???

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macer75

Yay! Thanks for unblocking me!

Xieff

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet eachother in real life. Then they fall in love. Macer, what level of macho-ness do you consider yourself on a scale of 1-10? 

macer75
Xieff wrote:

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet eachother in real life. Then they fall in love. Macer, what level of macho-ness do you consider yourself on a scale of 1-10? 

Hmm... considering that in the realm of trolling, hardcore trolling is usually associated with macho-ness, and I'm a lighthearted troll, I would say 2-3.

Xieff

Oh cmon! How hot do you think you are? Just be honest! Cmon. I will say If I had to tell you how hot I think I am just based off of what I know and what I think, I would say I am a 9. So how about you Mister Master Macer?

macer75
Xieff wrote:

Oh cmon! How hot do you think you are? Just be honest! Cmon. I will say If I had to tell you how hot I think I am just based off of what I know and what I think, I would say I am a 9. So how about you Mister Master Macer?

O, by Macho-ness u meant how hot? In that case, judging by looks alone I would say I'm a 6. If you take personality, first impression and all that stuff into account then it would be slightly lower.

Xieff

Well...still grow some facial hair, ask Soorat out, and try to meet her somewhere. Maybe you two will fall in love. :)

macer75
Xieff wrote:

Well...still grow some facial hair, ask Soorat out, and try to meet her somewhere. Maybe you two will fall in love. :)

Well, I already have more facial hair than most people would prefer...

winerkleiner
Xieff wrote:

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet each other in real life. 

Why that could lead to marrage, kids and paying taxes.  Is this what we want?

macer75
winerkleiner wrote:
Xieff wrote:

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet each other in real life. 

Why that could lead to marrage, kids and paying taxes.  Is this what we want?

Well, to be fair, u have to pay taxes even if u aren't married and don't have kids...

Soorat92

Wow - I've been back a couple of days and I'm already being married off ...

chessfan90

Hands off her macer she is mine! :D

macer75

Ok OK!!!!

Xieff, now u see why I didn't want to get involved with Soorat?

macer75

Anyways, I'm not terribly concerned about finding a new girlfriend anymore. I'm beginning to like all of the free time I'm getting now that I'm single.

Btw, u guys should check out the other thread that goes along with this one. That one is a lot better in quality and creativity.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-has-macer75-been-doing-on-the-forums?page=1

chessfan90

Speaking of threads what happened to the one with your Eminem inspired song?

macer75
chessfan90 wrote:

Speaking of threads what happened to the one with your Eminem inspired song?

Um... I still haven't been able to muster the determination to create it...

chessfan90

I meant the one soorat wrote

macer75

O, I think the person that created the thread was banned. Because when I searched for the thread and clicked on it, it said that the thread was removed.

Soorat92

It was because it mentioned my name ... it's a chess.com conspiracy - remove anything to do with that strange indian girl called soorat - lol

chessfan90

Oh that's a shame I thought it was really good and must have taken you ages.

Did you save it anywhere first?

Soorat92

it's on my bosses ipad i think - i learned the hard way if you don't save long messages before posting them on here they can disappear when you try to submit them