They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet eachother in real life. Then they fall in love. Macer, what level of macho-ness do you consider yourself on a scale of 1-10?
My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet eachother in real life. Then they fall in love. Macer, what level of macho-ness do you consider yourself on a scale of 1-10?
Hmm... considering that in the realm of trolling, hardcore trolling is usually associated with macho-ness, and I'm a lighthearted troll, I would say 2-3.

Oh cmon! How hot do you think you are? Just be honest! Cmon. I will say If I had to tell you how hot I think I am just based off of what I know and what I think, I would say I am a 9. So how about you Mister Master Macer?

Oh cmon! How hot do you think you are? Just be honest! Cmon. I will say If I had to tell you how hot I think I am just based off of what I know and what I think, I would say I am a 9. So how about you Mister Master Macer?
O, by Macho-ness u meant how hot? In that case, judging by looks alone I would say I'm a 6. If you take personality, first impression and all that stuff into account then it would be slightly lower.

Well...still grow some facial hair, ask Soorat out, and try to meet her somewhere. Maybe you two will fall in love. :)

Well...still grow some facial hair, ask Soorat out, and try to meet her somewhere. Maybe you two will fall in love. :)
Well, I already have more facial hair than most people would prefer...

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet each other in real life.
Why that could lead to marrage, kids and paying taxes. Is this what we want?

They don't wink, winerkleiner, they make plans to meet each other in real life.
Why that could lead to marrage, kids and paying taxes. Is this what we want?
Well, to be fair, u have to pay taxes even if u aren't married and don't have kids...

Anyways, I'm not terribly concerned about finding a new girlfriend anymore. I'm beginning to like all of the free time I'm getting now that I'm single.
Btw, u guys should check out the other thread that goes along with this one. That one is a lot better in quality and creativity.
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-has-macer75-been-doing-on-the-forums?page=1

Speaking of threads what happened to the one with your Eminem inspired song?
Um... I still haven't been able to muster the determination to create it...

O, I think the person that created the thread was banned. Because when I searched for the thread and clicked on it, it said that the thread was removed.

It was because it mentioned my name ... it's a chess.com conspiracy - remove anything to do with that strange indian girl called soorat - lol
Yay! Thanks for unblocking me!