There is also the diarrhea variation, where you defecate on the first move instead of the third move.
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The feces gambit. It goes 1. d4, e5 Black plays an England gambit. 2. Bf4., exf4 White premoves the London system and blunders a bishop. 3. White sits on the chess board and defecates all over the pieces. Black will then leave, counting as a resignation. Tell me what you guys think.