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LhcAndrewB

Lol

simaginfan

You must be an Australian cricketer!!😂

m_connors

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x-6349334866

Lol

fizzim3

what are u talking about

FaZe_Ninja2
simaginfan wrote:

You must be an Australian cricketer!!😂

I'm not! I'm 10

simaginfan
FaZe_Ninja2 wrote:
simaginfan wrote:

You must be an Australian cricketer!!😂

I'm not! I'm 10

Good for you! Don't let them corrupt you with their evil 'sledging' ways!!grin.png 

You act older than your years btw.

FaZe_Ninja2

happy.png 

DavidNorman435
Yah
DavidNorman435
Yo momma so fat that when she tried getting herself weighed, the reading said "I ASKED FO' YO' WEIGHT WOMAN, NOT YO' TELEE' NUMBAH'."
DavidNorman435
That comment wasnt aimed at anyone in particular btw.
Thee_Ghostess_Lola

Y-O-U....u got wut I need happy.png 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

fizzim3
FaZe_Ninja2 wrote:

1.Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.

2.Take that mask off, it isn't Halloween yet
3.You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.

4.Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.

5. You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.

6.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

7.You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!

8.Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

9.You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime

10.You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.

11. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.

12.You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.

13.You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you.

 

what are u talking about mate get ur facts right

DavidNorman435
Dont worry, FaZe_Ninja2 knows what he is talking about! 👍
fizzim3
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Dont worry, FaZe_Ninja2 knows what he is talking about! 👍

get a life

ANOK1

how dare you use Medusa as a diss ,? she is an angel ,to behold 

FaZe_Ninja2
ANOK1 wrote:

how dare you use Medusa as a diss ,? she is an angel ,to behold 

 

really? If you think she is an angel, would you be happy to turn to stone/

DavidNorman435
Get rekt!

Dont worry, he's just jealous that some people actually have one lol.
fizzim3
Phoenix_hlight wrote:
fizzim3 wrote:
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Dont worry, FaZe_Ninja2 knows what he is talking about! 👍

get a life

uno reverse

u r a bad person mate get some help

DavidNorman435
Says the one person who said "get a life", and uno reverse just means "be kind" or "no i won't" or "same for you".