You must be an Australian cricketer!!😂
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You must be an Australian cricketer!!😂
I'm not! I'm 10
Good for you! Don't let them corrupt you with their evil 'sledging' ways!!
You act older than your years btw.


1.Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2.Take that mask off, it isn't Halloween yet
3.You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.
4.Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.
5. You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.
6.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
7.You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
8.Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
9.You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
10.You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.
11. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
12.You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.
13.You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you.
what are u talking about mate get ur facts right

how dare you use Medusa as a diss ,? she is an angel ,to behold
really? If you think she is an angel, would you be happy to turn to stone/
Lol