One Sentence Story

DarthVader909

Post one sentence a time to keep the story going,Let's start

Onceapon a time there was a talking potato.

trysts

Of course, prior to the discovery of this talking potato by a family of beets, a group of chick peas declared that it was impossible for potatoes to talk.

zealandzen

While it's true that the potatoes had no ears, a special genetic mutation gave them the ability to grow extra eyes that detected the slightest sound waves, although they vowed to conceal this auditory ability from the chick peas and beets for one important reason.

DarthVader909

So that is how our special potato came to be,and then he went on a quest to save -(next post has answer)

Kerl126

Unfortunately, he died on his quest because soldiers stepped on him in the English Civil War, so what he tried to save is currently unimportant; however, what is important is why the soldiers stepped on him.

trysts

They didn't step on him because a potato could talk, but rather because of what the potato said.

mccreeasy

he said that they smelled.

Sunshiny

So they made the potato have a good look and smell of their feet.

trysts

And that was the story of the talking potato.

Sunshiny

The end.

trysts

Laughing

Joseph-S

  Cry

trysts

Laughing

VULPES_VULPES

Then, a mad scientist came along and shocked the potato back to life.

DarthVader909

His name...Frankenpotato.

Chessman265

However, Frankenpotato was brought back to life slightly altered, and he looked like a piece of celery instead.

mariceldelara

Still a talking potato-celery

VULPES_VULPES

Then a rabbit came along and ate the potato-celery.

trysts

The mad scientist, seeing that Frankenpotato was lonely, decided to zap another vegetable to life as a companion for the talking potato-celery.

mariceldelara

and thus came the talking eggplant!