One Sentence Story

Post one sentence a time to keep the story going,Let's start

Onceapon a time there was a talking potato.

Of course, prior to the discovery of this talking potato by a family of beets, a group of chick peas declared that it was impossible for potatoes to talk.

So that is how our special potato came to be,and then he went on a quest to save -(next post has answer)

Unfortunately, he died on his quest because soldiers stepped on him in the English Civil War, so what he tried to save is currently unimportant; however, what is important is why the soldiers stepped on him.

They didn't step on him because a potato could talk, but rather because of what the potato said.

he said that they smelled.

So they made the potato have a good look and smell of their feet.

And that was the story of the talking potato.

The end.

Then, a mad scientist came along and shocked the potato back to life.

His name...Frankenpotato.

However, Frankenpotato was brought back to life slightly altered, and he looked like a piece of celery instead.

Still a talking potato-celery

Then a rabbit came along and ate the potato-celery.

The mad scientist, seeing that Frankenpotato was lonely, decided to zap another vegetable to life as a companion for the talking potato-celery.

and thus came the talking eggplant!

The talking eggplant's entire wardrobe was purple, and that appealed to Frankenpotato.