OTF Crime Scene

Two OTFers went out for drinks together, @sawdoff and @basix. They ordered the same drink. @sawdoff was really thirsty and finished five in the time it took @Basix to finish one. The drinks were poisoned, but only @basix died (RIP). How?

mods'll find ya

same size drink.

what do you mean?

both drinks were poisoned

Sawdof was not sawdof.

the bunny drank the poison.

so sawdof is alive but not the bunny.

sawdoff was simply built different and just resisted the poison

correct! good job!

Sawdof poisoned me?

I want more of those

Murder at the school of OTF...

On the first day of school, someone murdered a history teacher. There were four people at the school that the police suspected had done it: the landscaper, a math teacher, a basketball coach and the principal. These were their alibis:

• The landscaper said he was outside mowing the lawn.
   
• The math teacher said he was giving a midyear test.
   
• The basketball coach said he was running practice drills with his players.
   
• The principal said she was in her office.

After hearing their alibis, the police arrested the killer immediately. Who killed the history teacher, and how did the police know?

I killed the history teacher.

i [QUACK]ing hate history.