Parrot Invasion Warning.

I have started seeing parrots everywhere on this website, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed not one, but several cults and seem intent on taking over the present world. They even have several parrot clubs where they train and reproduce to give new brainwashed recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a parrot!

Here's the club for their training centre:

https://www.chess.com/club/the-parrot-army

Here's the club where they've formed their own country and united together:

https://www.chess.com/club/parrottopia

These parrots were on their way to invade homes and these five were caught resting before invading their first home:

These parrots are now invading homes!

When these pictures arrived there was complete radio silence....

I think we need to start sharing recipes for parrot pie and parrot l'orange on this thread.......

(This is of course a light hearted post)

This is a different species

Do you have any recipes? I could use a blunderbuss or tranquilizers to restrict them.

Satire, copypasta, or just goofiness?

The parrots are NOT goofy! One of them has been sent to find you out and alert the others to attack, take cover quickly!

Declaration of war! We are the owl kingdom

I meant your posting this? Is it a satire of the DIW knockoffs? I thought of that possibility because I made a similar thread for OTFDaN.

Lets take this matter to the PMs. I don't want you locking this topic.

I just escaped from Parrotville, it is a small town set up deep in a forest beside a lake. I saw terrible things there - acorns, nuts, seeds, vegetables as well as insects like Kea bred for food by the million, fields of grain to feed vast armies, and weapons in number they could not comprehend. They are also preparing to take over and designing strategies to defeat us all. I warn you good people, the Parrots are coming...... be afraid, be very afraid.

I was on Wikipedia earlier today, trying to research parrots and similar birds to try to find their weaknesses, but when I tried at it, this is all I had found:

Evidently, the Parrots and their Parakeet allies are attempting to take over the internet to break our communications and implant their own nefarious propaganda! This is serious...

In fact, I just checked Wikipedia again and, to my horror, the entire site has collapsed and this is the only page remaining- even the main page was deleted!

We get them in real life where I live. They travel in big flocks.

I love parrots

BREAKING NOW: PARROTS SEIZE CONTROL OF CNN'S WEBSITE!

Just 3 minutes ago, CNN's website was hacked by a team of parrots- known only as the "Byrds" -with the clear intent to take control of all news networks on the Internet and use them to produce propaganda for their nefarious plans, which are currently not known. Though several efforts were made to prevent this attack, a DDoS shut down their defense and the parrots now control 2 large online sources of information; those wishing to prevent their sites from going under this way are strongly advised to increase their cybersecurity.

(Note: None of the links actually lead to any websites. They are only there for comedic effect.)