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bigpoison · 2011-09-01T13:51:29-07:00

Here is my list. If anyone has someone to add to it, it would be greatly appreciated: Conquistador ilikeflags oinquarki ReasonableDoubt theoreticalboy PrawnEatsPrawn TheGrobe Goldendog LennyBongcloud bigpoison Cystem_Phailure (it's bound to happen)

PrawnEatsPrawn

Sep 2, 2011

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#41

Wow, this guy is making such a pratt of himself, I don't know if we're even needed.

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#42

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this. Or I'll hold my breath and stamp my feet!

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

Yup, we see it. The thing is, LittlestNapoleon, that there is no attempt "to disguise the origin of any content."

You see, when 'quarki reposted your comment, it said it was posted by 'quarki.

Further, 'quarki did respond to you. Dance man, dance!

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#43

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#44

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#45

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

This is what I actaully said:

1st September 2011, 06:45pm

#20

by checkmateibeatu
United States

Member Since: Jun 2011
Member Points: 2415

If someone called you a complete and utter twit, you have every right to tell everyone and defend yourself from the mud that is getting thrown at you.

QUOTE

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#46

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there. I'm not entirely sure why I did such a thing. I think it is because I admire your writing style.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#47

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there. I'm not entirely sure why I did such a thing. I think it is because I admire your writing style.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

-I bolded the part you added in there

-I pointed it out to show you how you violated the Terms of Service repeatedly after I warned you that you were.

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#48

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there. I'm not entirely sure why I did such a thing. I think it is because I admire your writing style.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

-I bolded the part you added in there

-I pointed it out to show you how you violated the Terms of Service--as I, incorrectly, interpret it--repeatedly, after I warned you that you were.

Hey, don't warn me. There's an Elenin thread for that, I think.

Listen Nappy, I ain't one of your soldiers and am not here to follow your orders.

ilikeflags

Sep 2, 2011

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#49

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this. Or I'll hold my breath and stamp my feet!

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

dude, you're so strange (and needy)

oinquarki

Sep 2, 2011

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#50

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

This is what I actaully said:

1st September 2011, 06:45pm

#20

by checkmateibeatu
United States

Member Since: Jun 2011
Member Points: 2415

If someone called you a complete and utter twit, you have every right to tell everyone and defend yourself from the mud that is getting thrown at you.

QUOTE

Nope, the upper block of text is what you actually said.

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#51

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

This is what I actaully said:

1st September 2011, 06:45pm

#20

by checkmateibeatu
United States

Member Since: Jun 2011
Member Points: 2415

If someone called you a complete and utter twit, you have every right to tell everyone and defend yourself from the mud that is getting thrown at you.

QUOTE

Nope, the upper block of text is what you actually said.

Nope, it wasn't. Anyone who checks out the previous posts in this thread should be able to find that out.

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#52

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there. I'm not entirely sure why I did such a thing. I think it is because I admire your writing style.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

-I bolded the part you added in there

-I pointed it out to show you how you violated the Terms of Service--as I, incorrectly, interpret it--repeatedly, after I warned you that you were.

Hey, don't warn me. There's an Elenin thread for that, I think.

Listen Nappy, I ain't one of your soldiers and am not here to follow your orders.

I bolded what you added in there.

oinquarki

Sep 2, 2011

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#53

checkmateibeatu wrote: Nope, it wasn't. Anyone who checks out the previous posts in this thread should be able to find that out.

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#54

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote: Nope, it wasn't. Anyone who checks out the previous posts in this thread should be able to find that out.

Can you elaborate on exactly HOW that was a fail?

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#55

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

If someone calls me a complete and utter twit, I have to tell everyone and act like it's a big deal and whine and insult people and moan about it and block people and abandon all sense of humor and self-awareness and throw around mud without stopping to think about anything whatsoever, otherwise they might turn out to be wrong.

Oinquarki,

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

oinquarki, I know you are online, so please respond to this, quickly. I don't know how much longer I can go on holding my breath and stamping my feet!

I bolded the part you added in there. I'm not entirely sure why I did such a thing. I think it is because I admire your writing style.

Terms Of Service: http://www.chess.com/legal.html#termsofservice

5. forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;

-I bolded the part you added in there

-I pointed it out to show you how you violated the Terms of Service--as I, incorrectly, interpret it--repeatedly, after I warned you that you were.

Hey, don't warn me. There's an Elenin thread for that, I think.

Listen Nappy, I ain't one of your soldiers and am not here to follow your orders.

I bolded what you added in there, but I think my face is turning purple. Even under such physical duress as this though, your writing style is so impressive that I was forced to highlight it in bold text.

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#56

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote: Nope, it wasn't. Anyone who checks out the previous posts in this thread should be able to find that out.

I know exactly HOW that was a fail. I'm refuting my own arguments in here! However, my writing style sure is improving!

checkmateibeatu

Sep 2, 2011

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#57

bigpoison wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

checkmateibeatu wrote: Nope, it wasn't. Anyone who checks out the previous posts in this thread should be able to find that out.

I know exactly HOW that was a fail. I'm refuting my own arguments in here! However, my writing style sure is improving!

You edited the whole darn thing.

mdog21

Sep 2, 2011

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#58

bigpoison wrote:

Another lesson for the youngster:

I'll tell you why I think a couple days of picking stones would do some good: you learn the value of a community, you learn camaraderie, you learn that many hands makes small labor.

You don't tell those who are helping you which rocks to pick and when and generally stand around shouting orders.

If you live in the east, great lakes, or midwest, I'm sure you can find a farmer who needs some help picking stone. If you can manage to hunt down such an opportunity, you would do yourself a great favour.

One more thing: don't wear your uniform, it will get all dirty.

Listen Cowboy,

I've picked stones before and the ONLY thing you learn is: picking stone f***in' sucks!

bigpoison

Sep 2, 2011

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#59

Yeah, that too.

oinquarki

Sep 2, 2011

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#60

checkmateibeatu wrote: Can you elaborate on exactly HOW that was a fail?

Well, to understand why post #53 is a failure, you must first understand the concepts behind post #22, which points out the irony of post #20. To understand the (unintentional and therefore causing it to be a failure) irony of post #20, you have to understand the causes and effects of you being called a twit, and their relationship. You were called a twit because you

started tons of inane threads,
behaved like a control freak,
failed to view issues from a perpective other than your own,
got mad at people who really were just joking,
and replied to non-serious insults with serious ones.

In response to being called a twit, you sought to defend yourself in

starting more inane threads,
continuing to behave like a control freak,
viewing all issues from your own perspective
getting mad at people who really were just joking,
and replying to non-serious insults with serious ones.

Now do you understand?