Fine.
If snakesbelly were so courteous, he would take advantage of his premium membership benefits by finding me on the interactive map.
He'll prove me right, 'cause he will see with his own eyes!
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msjenned, as you can see, my pessimism has been relieved just a little.
snakesbelly wrote:
Yes ,for instance I am about 13 000 kilometers south west of Moscow. And btw my questions about Canadians were not jokes ...you hear a lot of stuff about those guys...was just asking.
In that case those are stupid questions.
1. No, it's not true Canadians are hatched from large eggs. No human on the planet is. How old are you? Have you had "The talk," yet? Is there sex education in Russia?
2. Look at a map. It's north of the United States of America, the country that won the Cold War. If you look at a Soviet era map, it may not contain the US, Canada, and Western Europe, so make sure you use a current one.
3. A frozen rose wouldn't be very precise like a hammer. How do these roses grow in the -77 degree environment? I'm not sure, but I think you have to be in the artics for temperatures to get that low, and it's not even possible if you use Celcius. Most of Canada isn't in the arctic cirlce, and most of the population lives close to the US border. Besides, doing things cheapily sounds very Russian.
4. Canadians plug in their cars to keep a heater running in the winter so the car will not freeze. This is probably true in all areas that get very cold winters, like Russia, Iceland, Finland, etc.
AcivilizedGentleman wrote:
Do you see Canada? I sure don't.
This is why I dislike Canadians. I'm fine with you liking your hairdye. But please, PLEASE. Don't force your religion upon me.
Wow, no Mexico, either. It must be one of those altered Soviet maps.
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
You clearly misunderstand. I'll put this a different way:
Start from the country known as Russia.
Travel northwards across the arctic until you reach the area just above USA.
You are now in Canada.
Oh, and I have to point out that he'll never reach Canada that way. You have to travel north to the pole and then south on the other side. :-p
Maybe: Go East from Russia until you find Alaska, and then the area East of that will be Canada.
Sorry. I did not take the used of outdated maps into account. I should have been more specific.
It is Russia.
snakesbelly, what did I ever do to make you hate me?
Please forgive me for everything I did, because I am very burdened by it.
I'm sorry if I have interpreted your online actions as attacks.
However, like your profile informs, I have a different view and perception of "humor".
Not acknowledging the existence of a country that has been around for more than 100 years, I find somewhat offensive.
Calling me something that's outrageously different then who I actually am, I find that very offensive.
Altering poems that genuinely express my feelings just so others can have a laugh, I find just plan mean and unsympathetic.
Calling me a bunch of mean things with the word "super" in front of them: also mean.
Not that I don't have a sense of humour, but that I don't consider stuff like the things you did humour.
WeisseSchachlade2109 wrote:
This is just like Hetalia, where the character that represents Canada is ignored by everybody... even his own pet polar bear forgets his name x3
But rrrrRRRrrreally, Canada exists, your questions are obviously jokes, and Russian ones that most nonRussians (which in your vernacular means intellectually deficient) and I'm guessing that the hair dye joke is a really funny pun in Russian but it doesn't trrrranslate well at all into English.
BTW if nonRussians are so intellectually inferior then why is it that the best "Rrrrussian" chess player of all time, Kasparov, was actually Armenian? (they actually has the highest average rating out of all the countrrrries, yours included, so they must be rrrRRRrrreal prrrRRRrrroud of him! :3)
OMG, do you rrrRRRrrreally talk like that?
He's a cat. What do you think?
I can't believe how stupid these Russians are acting. For starters, they are using very bad maps. Then they say Alaska is part of Russia, but the US is highlighted in red, including Alaska. On their second map they show Belgium, which hurts their argument. The worst part is that they are making no sense and are obviously trying to insult people. The best course of action is probably to ignore them. Seriously, just don't reply to anything they say from here on. And what is up with those stupid animal photos?
By the way, here is a real map of North America.
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
He's a cat. What do you think?
At least with the Russians one can easily read their posts. :-p
snakesbelly wrote:
vulpes you are probably the finest troll this site will ever know.
You create this whole 'poor me,I am so hurt ,cast me into hell and curse my birthday cake thread ' and at the same time you go and mercilessly troll the hell out of my thread on pawn promotion.
Then you have the audacity to claim you do not know what trolling is!
1. I was commenting on your post. There is not enough irrelevance in my posts to accuse me of "trolling"! I was perfectly on topic!
You seem to think that my disagreeing to your forum statements is "trolling", when I have every right to state my opinion as long as it had relevance.
2. You should watch what you are saying. "Pessimism" is written all because of you calling me various things that actually hurt my feelings! "super rude old man", "super troll", "finest troll this site will ever know"... those all hurt! Are you that sadistic to everyone?
3. If anyone, you are the troll here, derailing my and others' forums to the point that people get confused over when this forum is about pessimism or geography.
Yet you go around other peoples' forums, blindly accusing me of of trolling whenever I comment on them
4. You obviously hate me, because you keep accusing me of things I did not do, because everything I did had relevance to the original topic!
If you're all about love and peace, why do you despise me so? Is it because I'm Chinese? Is it because I live in a country that you think doesn't exist?
5. Honestly, I learned what "trolling" meant no more than a month ago! Stop accusing me of lying, because I'm not!
STOP REPLYING TO THE RUSSIANS!!
BLAME THE SOVIETS FOR THREATENING NUCLEAR WAR AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY FIVE DECADES AGO!!!
Sorry, I like caps lock 
AcivilizedGentleman wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
BLAME THE SOVIETS FOR THREATENING NUCLEAR WAR AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY FIVE DECADES AGO!!!
Sorry, I like caps lock
How.. DARE YOU to blame snakesbelly for ANYTHING? He is a true gentleman. I've met him in person.
Here is a picture of us:
It was clearly a joke. I would never accuse snakes of anything he didn't do. I also never said that snakes was a soviet.
Not sure about the gentleman part; he's quite mean to me.
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Not very scientific geography, really; they're on about the Canada Theory again.