You're AWESOME!
Are you tired of being a lame rod?
No planet Zidgel
ur the kinda guy to take a sip from ur water bottle
during health class
But I can!! Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices!
Thx but yo mama so ugly, when she played super smash bros, all the characters went running off the stage
Yo mama so short she fell, down the bathroom drain!
AHHHHH! THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE!!! FEELS LIKE YOUR MOM WALKED INTO THE ROOM!!!!
Yo mamma such a ho you need Google maps to find her G-spot
Yo mama so indescribably awesome she's... well... I'm having a hard time describing it...
Yo mama so wierd I can’t find anything wrong with her
yeah, that's pretty weird...
Yo mama so fat she squashed all my tomatoes!