Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game in one move.
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Chuck Norris shot 11/10 targets with 9 bullets
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Chuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital when he was born
Also on a side note, cottonsock I always assumed you have a male cat. Is that true or not??
Facts, not jokes
**Assumed that he IS a male cat 🐱
Back on track: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
when chuck norris falls into water he does not get wet the water gets chuck norrised
In America Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still roundhouse kick you in the face
Chuck Norris>Russian Reversal
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still roundhouse kick you in the face
Chuck Norris>Russian Reversal
when he was 13 chuck norris decided to live on his own, so his parents left the house
Chuck Norris defeated Alpha Zero with King odds
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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When Chuck Norris went to college he told hid dad "you are the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door