Post 5 Words To Make A Story

Too many Cowards blocking here

.  So I got up and

donned my military uniform quickly

locked and loaded, boots shined

Uzi fully ready  and primed

He questions his motives hourly

but never regrets a thing

except the latest check mate

which his chastened opponent regretted

with rage, board was smashed

opponent headed for Promised Land

That's virgin on the optimist

.  When he arrived he found

to his amazment, that all

         the virgins were fully booked

suffering from a  severe hardon

for Pyongyang Gulag Ginseng therapy

or be measured for coffin       (Boom Boom!-sound of Mortar being fired 

                                                  by the Dear Leader)

ashes to ashes not on.