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GMabdulrahmanalarifi
Jul 20, 2023
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What does a pirate say when they turn 80 meeighty
I remember what my dad Said before He kicked the Bucket: " hey Girl you wanna See how far I can Kick THIS Bucket?!"
Why are avocados never lonely? Because they come in pears!
Why are chickens always doing pushups at the gym?
Because they like to workout their pecks!
Because they like to workout their pecks!
What did the ocean say to the sea? Can you sea me wave?
IAmChickenFr wrote:
lmao
Snoozyman?
Lily
Dang it, who are you
I'm already on the case
Real detectives don't go out telling everyone that they are solving the case, they stay under cover.
Mystery has been solved
Though I promised them I wouldn't tell
IAmChickenFr wrote:
26 tysm for not telling
he thanks people, so probably someone who is kind, no offense but I think it can't be emgp6, we are getting closer to the answer.
IAmChickenFr wrote:
26 tysm for not telling
I'm a gambler, what's not to trust about me? I'm a man of my word
Father: hi sun
Son: hi daddy!
Father: hi sun
Sun: Wtf (confused)
Son: dies… from his dad’s horrible humor.
Father: cracks up…
Son: hi daddy!
Father: hi sun
Sun: Wtf (confused)
Son: dies… from his dad’s horrible humor.
Father: cracks up…
