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What does a pirate say when they turn 80 meeighty
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I remember what my dad Said before He kicked the Bucket: " hey Girl you wanna See how far I can Kick THIS Bucket?!"

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And he broke his toes right
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Why are avocados never lonely? Because they come in pears!

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My dad has some dark humor, so I wish I heard these
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What do you a man with no limbs? Matt
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Why are chickens always doing pushups at the gym?

Because they like to workout their pecks!
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What did the ocean say to the sea? Can you sea me wave?

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IAmChickenFr wrote:
lmao

Snoozyman?

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Lily

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Dang it, who are you

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I'm already on the case

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Real detectives don't go out telling everyone that they are solving the case, they stay under cover.

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Mystery has been solved

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Though I promised them I wouldn't tell

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IAmChickenFr wrote:
26 tysm for not telling

he thanks people, so probably someone who is kind, no offense but I think it can't be emgp6, we are getting closer to the answer.

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IAmChickenFr wrote:
26 tysm for not telling

I'm a gambler, what's not to trust about me? I'm a man of my word

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What’s an English teacher’s favorite breakfast?

A synonym roll.
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Father: hi sun
Son: hi daddy!
Father: hi sun
Sun: Wtf (confused)
Son: dies… from his dad’s horrible humor.
Father: cracks up…
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son: I’m hungry
dad: hi hungry I’m dad