What do the Queen and Elvis have in common?
They both died on the throne.
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What is the difference between Queen Elizabeth and Paul Walker?
Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.
100 mph then died in car crash
Sep 12, 2023
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'Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.'
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There was a famous jeweler who passed away. On the way to his funeral, the hearse driver got lost and lead the procession in circles. After hours of wandering around the city, people began to run out of gas and were stranded. Someone called the police and an officer pulled the hearse over. The officer noticed that the hearse driver was acting very strange and there was a peculiar smell coming from the hearse. He called for backup and a fellow officer showed up with his K9. They searched the hearse but didn’t find anything and decided to open and search the casket. It was empty.
also all my jokes kinda were targetted at british peeps oop
yea
dark jokes are like water
not everybody gets it
not everybody gets it
DANG
no offense ut australians have better accents=)
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Slow and steady wind the race my aunt always said. She died in a fire.
Do u know what's 30 feet long & has 3 teeth?
The lunch line at a meth clinic.
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What did President Biden say after he was informed that the Queen has died?
“That’s a shame. I really liked their music.”