Post Dark Jokes Here

Either In Picture form or Word form

What did President Biden say after he was informed that the Queen has died?

“That’s a shame. I really liked their music.”

What do the Queen and Elvis have in common?

They both died on the throne.

LOL

Ima get cancelled if I say mine😭

What is the difference between Queen Elizabeth and Paul Walker?

Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.

huh

100 mph then died in car crash

Damn

'Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.'

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

cus it’s the only way they’ll ever get love

IM SRY😭😭😭

There was a famous jeweler who passed away. On the way to his funeral, the hearse driver got lost and lead the procession in circles. After hours of wandering around the city, people began to run out of gas and were stranded. Someone called the police and an officer pulled the hearse over. The officer noticed that the hearse driver was acting very strange and there was a peculiar smell coming from the hearse. He called for backup and a fellow officer showed up with his K9. They searched the hearse but didn’t find anything and decided to open and search the casket. It was empty.

bruvv💀💀

MORE ORPHAN JOKES BC WHY NOT

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

bc they don’t know where home is

When ur bored u should just hit an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents💀💀

I once met an orphan who became a billionaire. I asked him how he became so successful and he said that someone told him to go big or go home

also all my jokes kinda were targetted at british peeps oop

Oh you don’t say?

yea

DANG

1. Rhetorical question

2. My sarcasm is just too advanced ik

no offense ut australians have better accents=)