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longbigschool
25 days ago
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#1
Les gooo roast battle
18 days ago
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#12
Your brain is like a software update—it always comes at the most inconvenient time and doesn't seem to make anything better."
18 days ago
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#15
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke."
18 days ago
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#17
A woman says this about a chicken "I thought the breasts were going to be bigger" and I say to the woman "Yeah so did I"
18 days ago
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#18
Life is like a dih. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down. But it's never hard forever. But no matter what, you have to beat it.
