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Ha ha ha ... yep
May 12, 2019
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#4
Do haikus count? Crazy bullet chess Exhilaratingly dumb I will never win
blueemu wrote:
Outstanding! What about replacing "died" with 'capitulated'? Try sending that to the New Yorker; their readers will certainly appreciate it. ✓
"Whenever I lose I must have rematches!",
The Patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.
He continued to lose still more games in batches,
And rematched and rematched until he died.
woollensock wrote:
A Bishop is fine
If it’s on the right line
But if it ain’t
Then it’s time to whine ! 🙀
If it’s on the right line
But if it ain’t
Then it’s time to whine ! 🙀
lol
I am in the 950 range and I would like to improve my game any ideas???
stop posting here and on actual forums
also play rapid not blitz
Practice!
May 13, 2019
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#12
Back rank mates - so embarrassing
And when memory fades - still happening.
ok ok, let me try... You grabed my pawn I touched your queen hold on a second What are you playing?!
p8q wrote:
p8q wrote: ok ok, let me try... You grabed my pawn, I touched your queen, hold on a second... What are you playing?!
ok ok, let me try... You grabed my pawn I touched your queen hold on a second What are you playing?!
May 14, 2019
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#15
Winning and losing
are kind of the same thing.
Cause when you gloat
the other guy don't.
That doesn't rhyme
And that one also doesn't rhyme. A poem is supposed to rhyme, I think.
"Whenever I lose I must have rematches!",
The Patzer repeatedly, heatedly cried.
He continued to lose even more games in batches,
And rematched and rematched until he died.