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nuolinliu

funniest joke gets something .

vinyboy24
What?
Mr_Alex_Pims
Yo mama so fat, she ate CAKE!
nuolinliu
Mr_Alex_Pims wrote:
Yo mama so fat, she ate CAKE!

not funny.

Mr_Alex_Pims
I’m sure you meant “hilarious”!
nuolinliu
Mr_Alex_Pims wrote:
I’m sure you meant “hilarious”!

i didn't.

Luitpoldt

Child:  My father has to go to the hospital to have his frosted tape fixed.

Photographer telegraphs his employer, newspaper magnate William Hearst in 1898: "There's nothing going on in Cuba, can I come home?"  Hearst replies: "Stay and take pictures; I will provide the war."  (true anecdote)

nuolinliu
Luitpoldt wrote:

Child:  My father has to go to the hospital to have his frosted tape fixed.

Photographer telegraphs his employer, newspaper magnate William Hearst in 1898: "There's nothing going on in Cuba, can I come home?"  Hearst replies: "Stay and take pictures; I will provide the war."  (true anecdote)

Huh?

 

Mr_Alex_Pims
I don’t get it. (#7)
nuolinliu
Mr_Alex_Pims wrote:
I don’t get it. (#7)

me neither

faithdebtor

joke

Mr_Alex_Pims
“Your Funniest Jokes”.

I win.
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