prettiest women in my opinion

Stop hitting on my Capybara

Im gonna [mod edit: please refrain from using derogatory slurs - JG] your capybara

He is done

10 minutes and ill be done with him

That's just a big guinea pig ain't it?

Too late. He is levitating in the air and is threatening to kill you

Yes a big guinea pig i just had s*x with

Well actually yeah. Capybaras are the largest rodent in the world 🌎 

Well you didn’t 

Well i [mod edit: removed inappropriate term - JG] with him over the phone

Kind of like a rat is a big mouse. 

Or a moth is a butterfly with adhd.

He doesn’t talk to weirdos.

Yeah.

He should [mod edit: removed derogatory slur - JG], it feeels gooood

He is sane

Obviously not

Any sane person knows how to [mod edit: removed derogatory slur - JG]

You reach in between your legs and get “rolling”