Protect the Sandwich

Little did you know I had poisoned the sandwich.

i am immune to poision *drinks milk*

Disembowels with my lightsaber to get the sandwich back

I grab a fully enchanted Netherite Sword and slice you in half.

seals up immediatly

sandwich drops out the back*

Right before you seal up, I snatch the sandwich out of you, take @LordHunkyhair3 's lightsaber, and cut the sandwich into 3 pieces, and hand you each one slice.

all i want to do is eat people *swallows hair*

You get food poisoning and are placed in a hospital.

drinks milk and leaves

"Wait a minute! This man has no insurance!"

Was that my hair?

I HAVE MY OWN INSURANCE! nukes the hospital

i swallowed you whole

I steal the sandwhich by blowing @ramsdellc and then make it invisible

i uninvisible the sandwich and swallow it, and then put on invincible armor and a gas mask

i use magic to open portals in you bypassing the armor

you cant, i swallowed you, remember?

uno reverse