Rhyming Week!

Now listen up, it's rhyming week!

Here are the rules I'm going to seek,

You must rhyme in your comments, one,

Must be creative, go have some fun!

Nothing long, no Dr. Seuss,

That's gonna be rule number 2!

Now number 3, it's quite easy,

Haikus or rhyming, use poetry!

Everyone who comments here

Will post a rhyme a make me cheer!

Who's ready for my challenge now?

Just comment using poetry, don't know how?

Just something like I wrote above

Above actually rhymes with glove!

ok lets start

only if you're not tart

I just had a fart

I call it art

maybe it was a shart,

happened once at K-Mart

Continue my friends,

This can't be the end!

You don't have to quote

Quote rhymes with coat

I like the story, I like that thought!

Now comment here in my parking lot!

the cat sat in the flat

cos its owner was a pratt

it wanted to be beside the sea

fishing and not in a flat

did you tango with a mango

save a damson in distress

see bananas as the weapons of satan

wince as the grape was pressed

are you for fruit freedom

will you give a kumquat

is 5 a day the only way

or opal fruit your lot

roses are red , violets are blue ,

weve put a hole in the sky

in future their colour i aint got a clue

an old man called don dibbler

fell in the middle of winter

the ice he did smack

with an almighty crack

and the earth beneath did splinter

a hero he is called for that deed in the cold

that freed Scotland from westminster

Home... Jk lol 

A man ate a bat

and he grew very fat

and he started to chat.

Savage garden. I beg your pardon? To the moon and back was a popular track.

Music and sick? Your rhymes I unpick. Of and love? Don't think so bruv. Admit and it? Sort of a bit. But rhyme and time has a nice chime.

I don't need appeasing, I only was teasing. Your rhymes are your own, your creation alone. I called you bruv but I see your a girl, Please accept this apology which now I unfurl.

Oh, Dang it. Make way, To the top of your list of moves to Make. So many games. So many mistakes. Oh how I dread this life.. It could all end with a knife... if only I had the guts to take my own life 

JojoMark, your rhyme is dark, emotionally stark. It may be a knife, it  may be a shark, you may be attacked as you jog in the park. Just wait and see, it will be a surprise, until that day comes just enjoy the sunrise. 

Ulfhednar1234, rhyming more and more, You would have been a sweet wrapper, of that I'm sure.