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Our local misogynist has guessed wrong. the crime is suicide
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
Not bad, pretty close - A splinter
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing azz-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some azzhole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up,
I may as well be up killing fanatical s-o-b's....
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser...
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pizzed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
How about recruiting Women over 50 ...with PMS !!!=2 0You think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!!
Yes we'll give knew meaning to the Green Zone
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Yes, that's it! we'll feed them into passivity, get them fatter than us,...and then, make a killing selling oversize chairs, and obesity drugs. Scutter's, we could serve humanity, what a fat idea!
Anything to win, right?
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman!!!
Are you smarter then a second grader in china. I'm not because I still haven't got it solved
http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.htm
Go here then click game stuff then about 12 down on the left side is leap frog test
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I didn't find anything named "game stuff",?? I searched the 4 catagories, but didn't fing any "leap frog" thingy??
scut_fargus wrote:
It is said that engineers take 3 minutes to resolve this, architects 3
hours and doctors 6 hours.
Which is the 6th number?
1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ___???
I did not cheat. I did not know the answer. I have never seen this riddle before.
It took me under ten seconds to recognize the pattern, and under a minute to do the math:
3263442
PS: I am a Political Scientist.
denist wrote:
I didn't find anything named "game stuff",?? I searched the 4 catagories, but didn't fing any "leap frog" thingy??
At the top of the site are five categories with game stuff at the far right. click on this and up will come two long lists.. Go to the left list about 12 down and you will find leap frog
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