Rizz Pickup lines
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are you a girl?
you kinda look like one
Mar 30, 2025
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#524
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
My average convo with a female:
me: hi!
her: hello
me: how are you doing?
her: *talks abt everything that happened during her day with ever detail
me: *forgets half of it* that’s crazy!
her: do you even know what I said?
me: uhhh you got an A on your test?
her: eye roll and walks away
me: what did I do? 🤷♂️
Apr 2, 2025
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#527
Johnny that's kinda sus. Hey are you homework cause I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night
Are you a rollercoaster? Cuz I’m too scared to ride you
That’s crazy bro
Are you a marshmallow cuz I wanna put my stick in you and when I pull it out it’ll be white and sticky i think ion know imma virgin and I haven’t hit puberty yet
DO NOT let this y/n around a woman 💔
Apr 2, 2025
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#534
Who's Rizz? And why do we want to pick them up? What if they're too heavy?
I got the best one
Ion even know man
Are you a mailbox? Bc I wanna put my package in you