Everyone check every single ribbon made EVER for clues
Sadge

The North Korean Government, You need to do heavy research to decipher that don't ask how i did (actually pls don't)

Sadge is spelt like sarge and sarge is a way to say seargent which is a position of power, and the sad frog in power in NK is KJU Kim jon UN. KJU Is a Hungarian building so lemme look in hungary for a few years

We know theres something deeper! No one would use such a FLAMBOYANT vocabulary unless it speaks of something greater
Me: I get the best buddy but turns out to be my friends and I have no buddy
Me: Gets a gold string, turns out to be my friend's ribbon
Me: Starts answering, my friend talks over me saying the answer
Me: Sadge
Friend and Me: Get's all the attention while nobody knows where I am
Me: Imma keep chess.com a secret or else there is trouble
Me: Exit chess.com no matter if it's online if she's here
Friend: What's chess-
Me: Oh no, she wants to be on chesskid with me
Me: Oh no, she is on chesskid now
Friend: I'm lucky and rich
Me: Another rich friend that is lucky and I'm unlucky
Another friend: Is with friends and fans all the time since everybody knows her
Me: There not even good at writing and reading!
Them: I'm super smart
Me: No you aren't, not even knowing how to spell airplane
Friend: I have a elevator
Another Friend: I have two beds
Me: I have a bed and a crib since the crib is my baby crib
Friend: I am popular and very special
Me: Uhh... I only know you as the anoyyest friend ever not able to sit still and stop tapping your foot on the floor.
Friends: Humming and never mute them selves
My brain: