#76 Cap 🧢
Santa doesn't exist

His story is based on Saint Nicholas, a bishop who lived in the 4th century and was known for giving gifts to those in need.

His story is based on Saint Nicholas, a bishop who lived in the 4th century and was known for giving gifts to those in need.
And he could only move on diagonals?

His story is based on Saint Nicholas, a bishop who lived in the 4th century and was known for giving gifts to those in need.
girlie, stuff it in your mouth with the stale cookie crumbs and milk EATEN BY SANTA

From a literal and scientific point of view: There’s no real evidence that a man lives at the North Pole, flies with magical reindeer, and delivers presents to every child in one night. But that doesn’t take away the value of what he represents.

you better not pout
you better not whine i’m telling you why
SANTIAGO’s COMIIIINNNG TO TOWWWN 🎶

#86 Imagine saying Santa is real
imagine saying he's not and getting on the naughty list
couldn't be meee

Chatgpt says this: The plain truth is this: Santa Claus is not real in the literal sense. There is no magical man living at the North Pole who flies with reindeer and delivers presents to every child in the world in one night. That’s a story created to make Christmas more magical, especially for young children.
He is real