Selling water if anyones interested

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Selling water from the finest of glaciers, water that has gone through a 6875 step purification process, only the finest water:

a side view from a cup of our(finest) water

NOTE CONTACT WITH WATER MAY CAUSE THE 1 OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:

Cancer

Diabetes

Loss of taste

Loss of face recegnition

Scurvy

Dysentery

Autism

Aids

Hives

Yellow poop

Influenza

Pnuemonia

Strokes

Common cold

Arthritis

Loss of breath

Loss of hearing

Loss of sight

Leprocy

and many other we refuse to name

If you would like to purchase you can buy at any time, OR if your having issues contact our customer support(696-696-6969)

Questions?

Answers here! E.g

how much do these cost?

Theyre free, only 6.99

Is this safe to drink?

Whats "safe" mean

and remember for a limited time your second purchase will NOT send you to the mines!

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i can buy it and free for 6.99 seems legit, but can u make the price a bit lower to 6.9420$?? then I will be able to afford it happy.png

Avatar of Magnetta123

I'm interested.

I didnt read the post just the title so........yeah Water really is delicious 

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I'll buy the lot

Avatar of King_Trash

Can I have a 100% discount and free delivery

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hvenki wrote:
INTELLIGENT-MANGA wrote:

Can I have a 100% discount and free delivery

it's already at 100% discount, the original price was 7.99, now it's 6.99

nah I wont count that as " 100 %" discount

Avatar of NobleElevator

Wow water

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hvenki wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:

I'm interested.

I didnt read the post just the title so........yeah Water really is delicious 

anything thats green is delicious, true facts, I ate my tree the other day

broccoli sucks and its green

Avatar of King_Trash

lol

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hvenki wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:

I'm interested.

I didnt read the post just the title so........yeah Water really is delicious 

anything thats green is delicious, true facts, I ate my tree the other day

broccoli sucks and its green

whats brokli

your mom never fed that crap to you?

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so again  what if u already have all those problems?

Avatar of King_Trash

it will  become worse

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hvenki wrote:

Selling water from the finest of glaciers, water that has gone through a 6875 step purification process, only the finest water:

 

a side view from a cup of our(finest) water

NOTE CONTACT WITH WATER MAY CAUSE THE 1 OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:

Cancer

Diabetes

Loss of taste

Loss of face recegnition

Scurvy

Dysentery

Autism

Aids

Hives

Yellow poop

Influenza

Pnuemonia

Strokes

Common cold

Arthritis

Loss of breath

Loss of hearing

Loss of sight

Leprocy

and many other we refuse to name

 

If you would like to purchase you can buy at any time, OR if your having issues contact our customer support(696-696-6969)

 

Questions?

Answers here! E.g

how much do these cost?

Theyre free, only 6.99

 

Is this safe to drink?

Whats "safe" mean

 

and remember for a limited time your second purchase will NOT send you to the mines!

My cooking will do more than this precious thing. Try it you'll discover somethin' new like how to get death square achievement, how to move your sights or change colors like a not-so-fancy looking lizard called chameleon, how to experience no blood in your body, how to dream after death, how to kick a croc off his water, how to survive in blue whale's arota, how get rejected by a lion or maybe....not sure bout' that, how to grow a tree in your kidneys, etc 

You can add any other random thoughts....yeah but just don't dare make fun of my cooking...cause after eating you'll curse me even against your will...and thats the  best part yeah.....

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If I pay for 100 Diamond Memberships can I get a water bottle? If you what size wink.png

Avatar of A_fellow_gamer

oh boy

i want

w a t e r

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hvenki wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

If I pay for 100 Diamond Memberships can I get a water bottle? If you what size

yes, you can get our XSSSSS

I’ll do it!

please note that I’m paying for 100 0-day memberships. And even if they were real memberships, I’ll keep them for myself thank you very much

How long until it’s expected that I’ll receive the XSSSSS Bottle?

Avatar of A_fellow_gamer

may i have

some w a t e r

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hvenki wrote:
A_fellow_gamer wrote:

may i have

some w a t e r

yes, it's free, you owe me 6.99

o k a y

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I shall purchase 50 thousand gallons

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Whiskey