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Send this to your crush

i don't have a crush
1. why do we need to know that and 2. thats what they all say
ummm because I can

hows my flirting?
Your face is atrocious you smell like a guy your breath is like cabbage I wanna die
oooooo that is a greeeat one, i love it.

“Do u work in a museum? Because you look like a work of art”
i love how funny everyone is here
"do you work in a garden? because you smell of flowers"

i don't have a crush
1. why do we need to know that and 2. thats what they all say
this guy's funny
3. No one asked
4. I love the number four
5. Okay thats a lie I like 2 better

Where do babies come from then?
uNiCoRnS-
mommy says babies come from an alien world and they have come to replace adults, well okay no google says that but yeah
also unicorns are awesome
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