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yuuogen

I-

wtektlyn

uh-

wtektlyn

life

yuuogen
kracker12345 wrote:

Where do babies come from then?

uNiCoRnS-

athlblue

How about born.exe

SquidDefender
hvenki wrote:
Edwardyoda wrote:

i don't have a crush

1. why do we need to know that and 2. thats what they all say

ummm because I can

wtektlyn

wut-

SquidDefender

lol no

jumphrope
🤐
Magnetta123
hvenki wrote:

hows my flirting?

Your face is atrocious you smell like a guy your breath is like cabbage I wanna die 

oooooo that is a greeeat one, i love it. 

Magnetta123
RisenSpirit wrote:

“Do u work in a museum? Because you look like a work of art”

i love how funny everyone is here 

"do you work in a garden? because you smell of flowers"

Magnetta123
hvenki wrote:
Edwardyoda wrote:

i don't have a crush

1. why do we need to know that and 2. thats what they all say

this guy's funny 

3. No one asked

4. I love the number four

5. Okay thats a lie I like 2 better

Magnetta123
ErrOr_404Pgn wrote:
kracker12345 wrote:

Where do babies come from then?

uNiCoRnS-

mommy says babies come from an alien world and they have come to replace adults, well okay no google says that but yeah

also unicorns are awesome

yuuogen

0>0

athlblue

When you’re hanging out with your girlfriend you need to lean towards her and start rubbing the cloth of her clothes between her fingers and say this:

You: Ahh, just what I thought!
Her: What?
You: Feels like girlfriend material.

jumphrope
sounds like a whole lot of kookoo
Magnetta123

thats kinda stupid and idiotic 

jumphrope
mhmm 😂
athlblue

yh but whatever

Magnetta123

Uh yeah whatever