SFNM 1: The Trembling Platform (revised)

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SFNM 1: The Trembling Platform

COLD OPEN

The beginning

VISUALS: DREAM AND SAPNAP ON AN OPEN PLAIN

Dream: Sapnap!

Sapnap: Yeah, what's up, Dream?

Dream: I can tell that Aphmau's an entomophobe!

Sapnap: What do you mean she is an entomophobe?

Dream: Yeah! It was just a tiny endermite, a very tiny one, but Aphmau went insane! *laughs*

Sapnap: LOL! I didn't know that she was that scared of bugs! *laughs*

GeorgeNotFound: *enters the scene* Dream! Sapnap! What’s with all that laughter?

Dream: George, we know a secret about Aphmau and we can’t stop laughing about it!

GeorgeNotFound: Okay? I’m listening.

Dream: Aphmau is an entomophobe! Like bro, it was just a tiny endermite, but she went crazy!

GeorgeNotFound: *laughs* Looks like she is so scared of bugs!

Sapnap: Common sense, right?

VISUALS: FLASHBACK OF APHMAU WITH AN ENDERMITE AND PHILZA

Aphmau: Argh! I can’t get rid of this endermite! It makes me wanna sneeze!

Philza: Don’t worry, Aphmau. It’s just a tiny mite.

Aphmau: But don’t you understand, Phil?! I almost sneezed because of it!

Philza: Yeah, so?

Aphmau: *swats the endermite* Philza, don’t you think I look beautiful?

Philza: Hmm, no?

Aphmau: *kicks Philza*

The flashback ends.

Philza: Oh, I remember! Aphmau thinks she’s the boss and we are her servants! I don’t tolerate this behavior! I’m glad you guys are my friends. Right, Technoblade?

Technoblade: Yeah?

Recovery Center

Technoblade dies to st*bbing by Grox. Dream walks up to the Recovery Center, types Technoblade and clicks on a lever. Technoblade recovers.

Technoblade: Dream! Grox st*bbed me with a sword!

Dream: What did you do to him?

Technoblade: Nothing! I feel like he hurts people for fun.

Dream walks up to Grox.

Dream: GROX! WHY DID YOU ST*B TECHNOBLADE?!

Grox: I don’t know, I just like hurting people for fun.

Dream: *breathes*

The fight

Dream: Get a life, you little cow!

Grox: Ay! What did you call me?! *slaps Dream*

Dream: Well, if you want a slap battle, here you go! *slaps Grox*

The slapping continues.

Nico: *walks up to Dream and Grox* Guys, calm down! This isn’t a slap battle!

Grox: Shut up, blue guy! I only slapped him because he accused me of st*bbing Technoblade, which I didn’t!

Dream: Don’t believe what he said. He st*bbed Technoblade! Ask him!

Nico: *walks up to Technoblade* Did Grox st*b you?

Technoblade: Yes!

Nico: *walks back to Grox* This is what you get for st*bbing Technoblade! *kicks Grox in the groin*

Grox: Ahh! Help me!

Aphmau: *walks to Dream and Grox* Guys, chill! Don’t you think I look beautiful?

Dream & Grox: No!

The TNT cannon incident

Mumbo Jumbo: Finally, I built my newest TNT cannon design! It’s simple and effective!

Mumbo Jumbo launches the TNT cannon. Unfortunately, the cannon hits GoodTimesWithScar, who is seen resting by a tree.

GoodTimesWithScar: Mumbo! What are you doing?!

Mumbo Jumbo: Oh, I’m sorry, Scar. I didn’t mean to hit you. I was only testing my TNT cannon.

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh, okay.

The sigma squad

Grox falls near Camman18, Clevooo and NotVixios.

Grox: Hey, guys! Wish to be friends? Dream and Nico framed me for stabbing Technoblade!

Camman18, Clevooo and NotVixios: Yeah! We’re so gonna get revenge on them!

NotVixios: We’re the sigma squad!

Camman18: Yeah! Let’s beat them up!

Stampy Longhead: Beat them up? That’s not very family-friendly.

Another feud

Grox: *walks up to Dream, Technoblade, Cash and Nico with his sigma squad* Haha! I got my friends here!

Nico: And I brought Cash with me too!

Sigma Squad: Let’s see who’s the strongest!

A fighting cloud appears.

Stampy Longhead: Oh no! They’re fighting! I have to write a peace treaty for them!

Stampy Longhead writes a peace treaty while they are fighting

Stampy Longhead: STOP!

Technoblade: Why? *keeps fighting*

Stampy Longhead: STOP! I WROTE A PEACE TREATY FOR YOU!

Everyone fighting: *looks at Stampy Longhead*

Stampy Longhead: You guys have to sign this.

Everyone signed the peace treaty.

Stampy Longhead: *sighs* I’m keeping this treaty onto my logbook of peace treaties. Entry #419: The Slap War Ceasefire.

Philza’s group

Philza: DanTDM! Paulsoaresjr! Wish to be friends?

DanTDM & Paulsoaresjr: Yeah!

iBallisticsquid: I’m in too!

DanTDM: Yo, guys, what are we doing?

Philza: We must get revenge on Aphmau!

DanTDM: And why is that?

Philza: She kicked me in the balls over an endermite!

iBallisticsquid: Oh, that’s bad! What are we gonna do?

The introduction of the show

A beam of light flashed down into the world.

Everyone: What’s that? A bad omen?

Notch falls down from the sky.

Notch: Hello.

Dream: Who are you?

Technoblade: Yeah, who?

Notch: I am Notch. Dream, Technoblade, you guys are chosen.

Dream & Technoblade: Why?

Notch: Well, everybody, there’s a luxury mansion out there. It’s called Notch’s Mansion. There is a casino, guest room, swimming pool, sauna and even robot servants there. And the winner even decides who gets to live in the mansion.

Dream: How much does it cost?

Notch: Not even a penny.

Dream: Then I’ll take it!

Notch: What about the others? They want it too.

Dream: I won’t give it to anyone!

Notch: Let’s settle this down with a contest. The winner gets the mansion. But not everyone is worthy of joining the contest.

Everyone: *sobs*

Notch: Calm down. Now let me separate the worthy from the unworthy.

ELIMINATION CEREMONY

Notch: The 20 worthy contestants will enter the Scramble for Notch’s Mansion, and the unworthy will be sent to the -30° Cold Loser Cage.

Philza: WHAT? NO!

EYStreem: WE’RE COOKED!

Nico: -30°? That doesn’t sound too bad, I experienced worse in Russia anyways.

Cash: I’M NOT MADE FOR THIS!

Notch: Shh! The contestants that are unworthy are Clevooo,

Grox: NO! I DON’T WANT HIM TO FREEZE TO DEATH!

Notch: Stampy Longhead,

Stampy Longhead: NO! I EVEN MEMORIZED SCRIPTS FOR MY VICTORY!

Notch: xNestorio, JeromeASF, BentReal, Philza, Cash,

Cash: OH NO! WHAT AM I GONNA DO THERE?!

Notch: And Omz, Jelly,

Jelly: Save me Jesus!

Notch: Phoenix SC, DashPum4, Nico,

Nico: Who cares? As I said before, I experienced worse in Russia.

Grox: I’m a little bit sad, but okay. At least we have three members in our sigma squad and only two bastards.

Notch: And Paulsoaresjr, Ethobot, LDShadowLady,

LDShadowLady: *moans* AHHH!

Notch: And Ssundee, and Fwhip, CaptainSparklez, PopularMMOs,

PopularMMOs: HOW COULD THIS BE? I WAS MILLIONS OF CHILDHOODS, AND YET PEOPLE STILL WANT ME IN THE -30°? AHH-

Notch: Shut your mouth. *sighs* I lost track. Now let’s see which of you get to join.

Dream: It has to be me, right?

Notch: Dream, Technoblade, DanTDM, Craftee, Aphmau, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, NotVixios, Crave, Camman18, Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Parrot, EYStreem, GoodTimesWithScar, Mikecrack, Pixlrffs, PrestonPlayz and Grox.

Grox: I’m so happy there are more sigmas than bastards!

Cold Loser Cage.

Philza: WHAT? NO!

EYStreem: WE’RE COOKED!

Nico: -30°? That doesn’t sound too bad, I experienced worse in Russia anyways.

Cash: I’M NOT MADE FOR THIS!

Notch: Shh! The contestants that are unworthy are Clevooo,

Grox: NO! I DON’T WANT HIM TO FREEZE TO DEATH!

Notch: Stampy Longhead,

Stampy Longhead: NO! I EVEN MEMORIZED SCRIPTS FOR MY VICTORY!

Notch: xNestorio, JeromeASF, BentReal, Philza, Cash,

Cash: OH NO! WHAT AM I GONNA DO THERE?!

Notch: And Omz, Jelly,

Jelly: Save me Jesus!

Notch: Phoenix SC, DashPum4, Nico,

Nico: Who cares? As I said before, I experienced worse in Russia.

Grox: I’m a little bit sad, but okay. At least we have three members in our sigma squad and only two bastards.

Notch: And Paulsoaresjr, Ethobot, LDShadowLady,

LDShadowLady: *moans* AHHH!

Notch: And Ssundee, and Fwhip, CaptainSparklez, PopularMMOs,

PopularMMOs: HOW COULD THIS BE? I WAS MILLIONS OF CHILDHOODS, AND YET PEOPLE STILL WANT ME IN THE -30°? AHH-

Notch: Shut your mouth. *sighs* I lost track. Now let’s see which of you get to join.

Dream: It has to be me, right?

Notch: Dream, Technoblade, DanTDM, Craftee, Aphmau, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, NotVixios, Crave, Camman18, Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Parrot, EYStreem, GoodTimesWithScar, Mikecrack, Pixlrffs, PrestonPlayz and Grox.

Grox: I’m so happy there are more sigmas than bastards!

THE FIRST CONTEST

Notch: Today, you guys have to be the last one standing on this balance beam. *teleports the 20 contestants to the balance beam*

Craftee: *sobs* I wish I was in the CLC! Life would’ve been much better!

GoodTimesWithScar: Don’t cry, Craftee. You can win the mansion if you stay on the beam for the longest!

Grox (whispers to Camman18 and Crave): C’mon! Let’s run over those bastards!

The sigma squad runs over Dream and Technoblade.

Crave: Guess who’s winning the mansion?

Notch: Only 18 contestants left.

Mikecrack: Parece que estoy hecho para esto. (Looks like I am built for this.) *hops around, energetic*

GoodTimesWithScar: MUMBO! THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR BLOWING ME UP EARLIER! *kicks Mumbo*

Aphmau: Do you think I look beautiful?

Sigma squad: No!

Aphmau: *tries to kick Grox*

Crave: We have a better chance to win the mansion now! *kicks Aphmau*

Notch: Only 16 now.

Grox (whispers to Camman18, NotVixios and Crave): C’mon! We have to kick everyone else!

NotVixios kicked Mikecrack, EYStreem and GoodTimesWithScar.

Notch: It’s 13 now.

DanTDM (whispers to GeorgeNotFound and Sapnap): Kill these troublemakers!

GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap and DanTDM tries to run over Grox and Crave, but got resisted by Camman18 who knocked out Sapnap (Crave is out though).

Notch: Final 11.

Ethoslab: Pixlrffs, we shouldn’t try knocking out other pe- *gets run over by Grox*

Pixlrffs: *knocks out Grox*

Craftee: I don’t deserve the mansion. *jumps into the lava*

Notch: Final 8.

Grian: Pixlrffs! Target detected! Knock him! *knocks Pixlrffs*

Parrot: Knock Grian! *gets knocked instead*

Camman18: Eliminate the threats! All hail the sigma squad! *knocks Grian*

PrestonPlayz: We must team up to eliminate the sigma squad!

EYStreem: *knocks NotVixios and Camman18* The squad’s down.

Notch: Final 4.

EYStreem: *knocks GoodTimesWithScar* *gets knocked by GeorgeNotFound*

PrestonPlayz: GeorgeNotFound! Jump!

GeorgeNotFound: No, you!

Notch: You both win.

GeorgeNotFound: Yay! Does that mean that we win the mansion?

Notch: No. But you’ll get to choose the teams, and get this Team Leader medal. *awards medals to PrestonPlayz and GeorgeNotFound*

Max1679
Technoblade in the recovery center: if you are watching this, i am dead. *dies*




TheChessInfinity

He is alive though

TheChessInfinity

bump

Max1679
Youb are outdated.
TheChessInfinity

Actually he recovers in episode 2

Max1679
Bruh in real life he is dead
TheChessInfinity

i know