One time I took a poop, and when I looked in the toilet nothing was there.
Ghost poop.
one day i was walking in a alley when all of the sudden, a giant jelly bean appeared behind me. terrified, i ran away, but his speed was insane. he caught up to me in a second, it was then that i noticed a butterfly knife in his hands, he twirled it around and then tried to stab me. i dodged, he missed by a inch. suddenly, i remembered that i had a AK-47 in my pocket, i whiped it out and shot. i missed, but then i remembered i didn't have aim assist on. quickly i turned it up full, and held the trigger, bean juice squirted everywhere, the bean was dead, i had won
I was Watching Garfield with my wife and the kids were asleep. We lived in A 5 room 2 bathroom house in Arkansas and the it was late summer. Anyway My wife went to bed because she was tired, I said "good night" and she smiled. Sooner or later I was now alone in the frontroom trying to find a decent Show on Netflix, But then I heard a noise from the frontyard. It sounded like Someone running but muffled to 10% I thought nothing of it. 1 hour later I heard it again but this time in the back yard, I was starting to get creeped out but I thought it was a cat caring a dead bird. 10 seconds and then I hear my glass door to the back yard break. I got up and ran toward the room only to my horror. It was a Tall pal and crooked slim man. arms the size of a stop sign and bending outward in many ways, legs 2 time longer then the arms and crooked like it had been attacked by a wolf, and the head OH the head. Its head was the size of a watermelon with teeth as sharp as knifes. I started running up to my bedroom where my Rifle was, but the hideous creator followed. the way it run looked like chains moving furiously. luckily I made it to my room and got the rifle but when I turned to fire at the beast it wasn't there, but that was when the sounds of my kids screaming busted through the halls. I ran toward my kids room where I saw 2 kids scratches everywhere on there body's and the beast who was about to eat the youngest child. without any hesitation I fired bullet after bullet towards the beast hoping that it would leave me alone. it screamed so loud it could be heard from a mile. firing and firing it finally ran towards the door and strait to the frontroom where it broke the door down and ran away. after that all 3 children survived and that was the last time I saw the beast, but I know one day it will be back with its arms of heck.
One day I was walking on a soviet cloud with my soviet comrades. But then we heard a scary screaming sound from under us so we had a look. We found one of our comrades and he was dead. We all cried and buried him in a nice grave. Then another one of my comrades got snatched by a mysterious thing and I heard the screaming sound again but it wasn't from him. Then I started crying because I'm just a child and it was scary. Then I choked on my tears and I almost died. So I pulled out my nintendo switch and played Mario Kart 8 for a while. Then I heard one of my comrades calling out to me so I walked towards his voice. But it was a bad guy who had killed all of my comrades and he looked scary. So I started crying because he was scary. Then he threw a weapon at me but one of my comrades nuked him first. Somehow he didn't die so we just tied him up and brought him to the stretching rack. And then he learned to not mess with us mighty soviets. But then he died because he got too stretched anyways.
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One time, I was on chess.com when I saw this thread.