“You seem to not be able to shut up, so I did that for you. Do you think that it is his fault that he doesn’t have any caramel to put on your food? He is just trying to do his job and people you are making that job purgatory for the people that do them. You are not going to be able to have your precious caramel drizzle, and if you push me again you will get a lot worse than a temporary mute. Now, I am going to unmute you, and i better not hear anything besides an apology come out of your mouth.
“Uh, everything we have should be on that menu, if its not check the board up there, it shows what we don’t have thats on the menu. Just easier than editing the menu and then printing a whole new one.”
“Oh yea thats fine, most orders these days are special anyway. Just remember to ask and not assume, if you don’t ask for something we wont make it. With a few exceptions.”
“Ok. Could I have mashed potatoes made using the garlic butter, with a medium steak made using the same butter on top, followed by more of the butter and a gravy made from the juices left when cooking the steak on the top of that?”