Shebeib and other sorts

This is the worst thread in the history of the internet

It looks to me like a simplified model of the typical chess.com thread, sans fluff.

I don't even want to post pictures in it! It's like an expression of brain damage

Indeed; it would be the madness equivalent of putting a volcano in the microwave, giving Sarah Palin a megaphone, pouring Hershey's syrup unto a quadruple-fudge chocolate-chunk brownie.

No.

This thread is what braille is like on the internet.

i am the cat in the hat

i am also fat and dont do crack

'Battle hymn of the apocalypse' glory glory hallelujah the apocalypse is coming,glory glory hallelujah the apocalypse is marching on!!!!!

so pessimistic

I'm hoping to bump these threads on the internet! Maybe we'll google, "This is the worst thread in the history of the internet", and this thread will be first in google search

what about southernsoldiers picture forum?

For each of these wonderful threads, I change it up a little. On that one you can google search, "Stunningly awful thread"

yummy!!!

glory glory hallelujah the apocalypse is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM!!!!! (NUCLEAR EXPLOSION/APOCALYPSE)!!!!!!!!!!!