Shork's ama stupid questions only version P1

This is for when I'm bored, I want to hear ur worst questions, and first a word from our sponsor: JUST DO IT~nike

Are u alive?

Do you love me?

Where should we hide the bodies?

Ummmm i am alive (remember this thread is also SHARKI being stoopid)

Allan I dont love u

We should hide them in my stomach, I love eating flesh

be do because you are is

R u a shark?

favorite type of cheese wheel

no I'm a shork, big difference, shorkys don't have so many of shark features

idk, mi base is wherever a village is where I can hollow out, btw I once burnt down a pillager outpost with lava, it was SATISFYING

the giant kind that rolls down a hill and might smash you

Opinion on military dictatorship?

if Its nice and I get fish out of it YAY, if I don't or its bad .... MEET THE POINT OF MY BAN STICK FIENDS (I wield a long wooden stick that is basicly ban hammer)

thats my job buddy

is this a question? if it is, here u go

Is this statement false?