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If you have played at least ten thousand games of chess, statistically speaking at least one of them is against a murderer.
How do I know you’re not a murderer
Well you haven’t played against me…
I bet at least 2,000 of them were playing chess on the phone while sitting on the toilet.
Maybe murderers don't play chess
This is an interesting rabbit hole.
CANNONBALL
Would it be possible to look up what percent of murderers play chess (on chess.com specifically?)
*stares at the guy across the table, your hand placed carefully on your 44. Magnum*
You have played 9,999 games with non-murders and know the statistics.
Oh no
Also super cool picture