He sprang back in the cab…
to his team gave a whistle.
And they all drove away…
as fast as a missile.
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But I heard him exclaim,
as they drove out of sight…
“That’s the LAST TIME you’ll see Elenin…
AND
TO
ALL
A
GoodNight!!”
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
We FINALLY have her now!!
THE END
WE DEMAND YOU RELEASE ELENIN YOU GRINCH!!
(Announcer's Voice) "We now join the thread already in progress". A dark cloud hung over the town of CHESS.COM as residents learnt that for the 1st Christmas in centuries,
their precious leader Elenin may be gone forever
1st Bingo, then Elenin, now Santa and raindear. This has got to STOP! 
I'm not a big Star Wars fan but musically this is so cute I had to share it
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/star-wars-sings#.np8AjNQrE
Well Mr Erik! I hope your happy
You've managed to take away our Christmas in this thread. You took our Elenin and it wouldn't surprise me if your the one responcible for making "BINGO" sick
So all I've got to say is; YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR 
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kboyer309 wrote:
He then spoke not a word…
but went straight to his work…
he tied Elenin up…
and threw her in the trunk with a jerk.
But...... Who IS the jerk in the trunk?
THIS GUY 
Well I don't know how Erik got passed our security but I can assure you it won't happen again. I spent a considerable amount of the studios money and got a LOT of THESE guys They'll be posted all over the thread WITH BODY CAMERAS 
DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
RICHARD! Didn't think YOU'D show up to this thread after last year's Christmas party 
"Sorry about the LAST thread. IDK what got into me"
Drat it seems anticlimatic
Well Bingo was discharged from the hospital today. The nurses had to call me The problem is he wouldn't leave without a disguise. He's afraid of Erik now and he doesn't want to be recognized. So this is what we came up with
Welcome Back! We have 2 contestants--Bill & Jenn, both are vieing to be Premium members on Chess.com for Christmas. "Jenn which site are you using"? "CreditKarma.com" "Bill, which site are YOU using"? "Some other site" GO! "Its not accepting my info" Congratulations Jenn. Your our newest member of Chess.com YEHhhhh!! 
SHIT! RED ALERT!! I'm in trouble I was trying to pick up some business for Elenin Studios HELP!! It comes from THIS thread; http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/ghostliner?page=1
56 minutes ago · Quote · #92
deafdrummer wrote:Wow, you guys make no sense whatsoever... Just keep digging in. What is that about, I wonder?
It is about humour of course!!!!! The Brits have a different type of humour to their American cousins.
We tend to keep adding. No real offence meant. It is all tongue in cheek material. The link below will partially explain the satire for you & hopefully make you more aware of what may, on the surface seem like 'insults' coming your way. Of course this is confounded by the fact that Ghostliner is a dedicated pirate which compilicates matters. Not forgetting that you 'called him out' in public too by creating this thread. Anyhow congrats on a successful thread. I hope you have found all this informative together with the link below.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_humour
Your comments will assure that this thread grows
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Two firms are bidding for the movie rights. Elenin Studios, and MarcoBR444
Expected release date; Jan 30, 2016 - 15 minutes ago · Quote · #94
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
Two firms are bidding for the movie rights. Elenin Studios, and MarcoBR444 Expected release date; Jan 30, 2016
- 10 minutes ago · Quote · Edit · Delete · #95
There are many films in the pipeline for both firms. If its a rush job, we at Elenin studios can drop what we're working on
- 7 minutes ago · Quote · #96
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
There are many films in the pipeline for both firms. If its a rush job, we at Elenin studios can drop what we're working on
I need an editor/ announcer with a big mouth & candid humour if you know of someone
Review this if you like:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/conflict-between-magnus-amp-i-at-the-london-chess-classic
- 3 minutes ago · Quote · Edit · Delete · #97
I'll review it during the Patriots game tomorrow, check with Elenin, and get back to you.
- a few minutes ago · Quote · #98
Nikprit wrote:Whip_Kitten wrote:
Now that all this has been explained, I still have no idea what's going on.
This is probably why I'll still keep tracking this thread.
Is this you Whip Kitten?
My great-grandmother.
- a few minutes ago · Quote · #99
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
I'll review it during the Patriots game tomorrow, check with Elenin, and get back to you.
Cheers Ron
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Ok, we brainstomed all night. We have the opening sequence The curtain rises. Out comes Bingo. He steps up to the mic with the following narration; "Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night, in a galaxy far, far away, lived a member of Chess.com. BUT, these were the best of times, these were the worst of times". 
He then spoke not a word…
but went straight to his work…
he tied Elenin up…
and threw her in the trunk with a jerk.