(I wanna kill everyone but the bard and then die)
so, you actually can put up a fight. Very well then
*throws a punch back*
*kicks a man while he’s down*
lol.
*turns to the bard*i beat a master of magic, of brute force, and of religion. I think I can beat the master of the bed
(Two things. Perform, like an actor or a YouTuber or a musician. And seduce, get ppl in bed, usually dragons or giant trolls.)
(He absolutely should not beat me but somehow he will)
(Yea, can be)
(WAIT YOU HAVE TO VICIOUS MOCKERY ME)
(Come up with your best insults)
(INSULT MY CHARACTER NOW)
(OR I WILL)
(Well crap neither do I)
Bard: …you smell like poop
*dies*
what is this???
(I wanna kill everyone but the bard and then die)