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(I wanna kill everyone but the bard and then die)

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9 the barbarian dodges and then hits you
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so, you actually can put up a fight. Very well then

*throws a punch back* 

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15 they try to dodge again, but they trip and fall
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(yes there happened to be a conveniently placed rock just waiting to decide the barbarians fate)
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*kicks a man while he’s down*

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i dont even need to fake roll, you beat them to death
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lol.

*turns to the bard*i beat a master of magic, of brute force, and of religion. I think I can beat the master of the bed

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(honestly i dont even know what a bard does ;-;)
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(Two things. Perform, like an actor or a YouTuber or a musician. And seduce, get ppl in bed, usually dragons or giant trolls.)

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(He absolutely should not beat me but somehow he will)

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(normally the music is magical or something right?)
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(Yea, can be)

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(WAIT YOU HAVE TO VICIOUS MOCKERY ME)

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(Come up with your best insults)

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(BRO I DONT INSULT PEOPLE)
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(INSULT MY CHARACTER NOW)

(OR I WILL)

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(i guess you have to because idk how to insult a demon ;-;)
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(Well crap neither do I)

Bard: …you smell like poop

*dies*

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what is this???