Tec's Tavern (RP & AMA)

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"Cheers comrades!

Welcome to Tec's Tavern, my most personal place on OTF. I'm Tec, the barkeeper here and ask you to just sit down and talk a bit..."

*goes to the kitchen for a moment and comes back with some empty glasses*

"What may I serve you?"

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Wow... Needing to bump my own forum because I need attention so bad is crazy...

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(Sup. Do I need to post a CS, or can I just join?)

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*smiles innocently* I want blood, make it fancy and I'll consider not eating anyone.

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"Blood? Which animal? I got spider, pig, horse,cow and some more Mister"

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(#3, just join)

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*stares* have you got, human, good sir?

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#6 (Okay)

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"Human?" *Turns around, thinks shortly* "Yeah... But that's a bit more expensive..."

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can I get a niki please

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*throws a stack onto the counter* that'll cover it.

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*takes a short suspicious look, then gets a big bottle of glass filled with dark red blood* "Here you go sir. Finest pure human blood, standing since 1762"

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"Wouldst thou be so kind as to give me your finest wine, sir?"

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"Of course. Sit down and wait for a moment. I'm getting it from the deepest vault" *goes away for felt an eternity*

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*sits down and starts counting the woodgrains in the table*

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*knocks the bottle over and glares at you* fresh blood, mortal. I need fresh blood.

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“Lad, bring me a fresh 10 Liters of coke, and add a tad bit of decor, that’s all.”
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*does a cartwheel*

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So specifically random🥀🥀🥀
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Do you like chicken?