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I'm so done with this cannibalistic bullshit. I'm outta here.

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By saying that, I see that you want to get out of the island. While doing that however, you drown.

DEATH COUNT: 8.

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Summon burger, eat
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You eat so much you become so fat that you die. 

DEATH COUNT: 9.

Once it gets to 10 James can go...

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Robert0905 wrote:

The bomb kills you. DEATH COUNT: 6

I teleported to a safe universe(tp safe-universe).  i am saved from the antimatter bomb...

Therefore, officially the death count should be 8...

I therefore again try the commands:

summon Antimatter Bomb

tp safe-universe

Avatar of Robert_New_Alekhine

You summon the antimatter bomb which kills Arjun so he can't play anymore! You kill all the monsters with the bomb,  but now you are stabbed in the back by Chuck Norris and are dealed 1 Damage! You now have 9 HP left, Chuck Norris has 90.

Your friends are frozen...they cannot help you. GO BeAT CHUCK!

(Death count almost 10!!!)

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I perform a step-spinning-hook kick aimed at Chuck's head.

Avatar of James1011James1011

Tell Chuck Norris, "Come at me!" and see what he does

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You do all of that and give him 10 HP damage (not including damage to his ego) , in addition to which he slips on a banana peel you left lying around. However, when he slips, He accidentally kicks you in the face with his butt so you suffer 8 HP damage (His butt's strong!) You now have 1 HP. What do you do?

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Um, Arjun,   you were eaten by a monster before! You can't play anymore!

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Remember years ago when he married that gorgeous blonde who was 26? I tell him that she cheated on him with me!

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WAIT. Can I take that back?

Avatar of James1011James1011

Arjun won't eat him, so I will!

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MAN, this forum is popular. I didn't know you guys loved text based adventures so much!

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Chicken_Monster, no, but you lowered his HP by 70...he has 2 HP left.

You attempt to eat him, but he punches you in the face, so you have 0 HP.

DEATH COUNT: 10.

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You eat him, and you suceed. You build a boat, get of the island, and that's it.

Go James!

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So, you go back home, but it turns out, somebody stole all your money from you! Since you left your wallet at work, you suspect your three workers, Bob, John, and Maya. What do you do?

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I know D&D dude. With 0 HP one may still invoke a resurrection spell. I do so.

Avatar of Robert_New_Alekhine

First off I want do do some research. What are their HP levels, how dangerous are they, what friends to they have? What's the likelihood of us beating them?

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Sorry, I lost my copy of Deities and Demigods.