TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

I make my demons shoot detonations (Everyone read Jonathan Stroud!) towards the Bear.

I also Call up all of my 1000 friends, all with HP 100 and Chess Skills 2000.

My 4 pet Golden Retreivers, all with 50 HP each, also come.

I also call up a the gigantic hound from The Hound of Baskerville, which I have professionally tamed but is still just as dangerous.

Then, I call up 100 members of the army, each with 50 HP, and all armed to the teeth!

Then, I call Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, and their side kicks.

I call up my 2 tame bears, each with 75 HP.

Kick the bear in the balls! That always works, right? He's a male bear!

And a big tame lion, with 200 HP.

And two tame 50 foot giants, with 500 HP each.

Oh, and I ask Mandrake to make my staff magical.

And I call Magnus Carlsen to swear into the bear's face. He has 10 HP.

Plus all the other people on my side in the previous adventure.

Plus a bank robber with 70 HP so I can Get some money if I want.

Plus the best laywer ever, also with 70 HP.

Plus sunscreen for everyone.

Just trying to think of everything.

Best lawyer ever? That's either me or Phoenix Wright.

And 10 rats with 10 HP each.

And a Giant Rat with 100 HP.

And a live Sir Reginald Rot (from halloween)

And some white mice, 5 of them, with 5 HP each.

Oh, and some automatic ropes that can tie anyone.

And 5 satyrs with 100 HP each.

Call Jerry and Garry! 

Arjun!!! WHY???

This is not fair! I raise a complaint against you! James is now our true leader!

What? No I'm not.

I grab the staff and this time stick it up his butt, hiding behind Jerry for protection

Well, I summon all the afreets and djinni I talked about, plus all the mice, rats, the army, and everything else I said on page 30.

Have Jerry and Gary (and you) eat the baby.

Have Arjun executed so James can take over the game and allow me to do everything I did in page 30.