TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

"If someone says they have something, they have it!" ~me

Agreed!

I make the djinni blow rasberries, the afreet to do belly-dancing, and Magnus Carlsen to jump around and say "peeka-boo!"

Oh, and I make the Golden Retreivers lick the babie's face.

And I give him a small poodle as a gift of friendship.

Get a candy breathing dragon, put it in front of BM, and fire!

Give the little babe money. 

Take it to the courtroom forum!

Call up Coach Hedge from the Percy Jackson series and make him say "OK cupcakes, here I come!"

I pull out my plasma rifle and obliterate everyone. Game over.

I take a shower.

Because I smell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbU44uWpE3Y

Why the f**k you lying?

Why you always lying?

Mmmmmmmmm oh my god, stop f**king lying!